would you bang a chick

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,495 Member
    If I was gonna bang a chick, she would have to bring her own waterproof mattress cover. I ain't dealin' with that. One of my roommates used to bang a chick who peed every time. She was hot, so I guess that excused her.
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    I've heard it's good to pee after sex, helps prevent UTI's or something, but I always thought they meant in a toilet. Guess I've been doing it wrong.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,318 Member
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    what she should get back into life with......\m/
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    It wouldn't bother me at all, I've pee'd my own bed plenty of times... I'm usually drunk and dancing on it at the time which is shortly followed by puking and passing out, but who really cares about the details right?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?

    ^^THIS. A man after my own heart! :flowerforyou:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    if you knew she would piss your bed after?

    If we started in my bed: probably.

    If we started in hers, but she insisted on giving my Serta a golden shower afterward, probably not.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Um, no.
  • Do you have a waterproof mattress cover? Yes.

    Then yes... if she's super hot.

    No mattress cover...

    Hell Nah
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
    Squirting? Crazy hot.

    Pissing in my bed? Well, i've got a mattress protector on mine(because, see above). I'd prefer she use the bathroom, but as long as i have clean, dry sheets to put back on, i guess let 'er rip.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    Uh.

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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    thinking over it more, I just really think no. What a downer! ick.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Like I'm in any position to turn down sex over some urine. It's not like my wife allows me to say no.