Thursdays joke :-) :-)

BIG_Lew

There once was a chicken and a horse on a farm. One day, the horse fell into a deep muddy.pond. He yelled, "Chicken, chicken please save me!" The chicken got a rope from the barn. He looped one end to the horse's neck, and the other to the farmer's BMW. The farmer then started the engine and the horse got pulled out quickly and unlooped they rope. He said "Thanks, I owe you one." She said no problem. The next day the chicken fell into the pond. Except the BMW wasn't here today. The horse said I've got an idea and spread his legs far apart. He told the chicken, grab onto my penis if you want to live! She did and was. rescued.
MORAL: You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks, just a bigger ****.

sandrinamsilva