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Lol
THE BUS RIDE Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets…
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0% on exam
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM* *I would have given him 100% Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? **his last battle* Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? **at the bottom of the page* Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? ** liquid* Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? ** marriage* Q5. What is the…
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another lil joke
Jack $hit: For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack $hit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack $hit? Well, thanks to my effots you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack $hit is the only son of Awe $hit who married O $hit, the owners of Knee Deep N $hit Inc. In turn Jack $hit…
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Thursdays joke :-)
The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and the the dad calls the wife a "*****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom wats a ***** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a ***** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors and hears " put ur penis in my vagina!"…
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Happy Sunday joke :-)
A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father. "Pop, what do I do first?" "Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is…
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a lil Wednesday joke
little johnny saw his mom get out of the shower and saw her titties he asks mommy what are those she didn't know what to say so she tells him to go ask his dad. well he does and his dad says they are her balloons and when she dies they blow up and send her to heaven, well about a week later uncle Greg came to visit and…
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Monday Evening Joke :-) :-)
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?" Bubba replied, "Well, coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer.…
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Thursdays joke :-) :-)
There once was a chicken and a horse on a farm. One day, the horse fell into a deep muddy.pond. He yelled, "Chicken, chicken please save me!" The chicken got a rope from the barn. He looped one end to the horse's neck, and the other to the farmer's BMW. The farmer then started the engine and the horse got pulled out…
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Thursdays joke :-)
A blonde asked me, "What's the letter that comes after X?" I said "Y." The blonde replies, "Because I wanna know damit!"
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Tuesday Jokes 1
Little Danny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground & go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy & Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Danny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home & started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground & I…
