Worst Conversation Killer?
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I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
Why in the world would he bring up back hair? That is not a fun secret at all. Ew.0 -
Seriously!!! And now an unsolicited conversation about back hair!! Emily thanks so much for starting this topic, it is doing wonders for my self esteem!0
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Seriously!!! And now an unsolicited conversation about back hair!! Emily thanks so much for starting this topic, it is doing wonders for my self esteem!
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I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
You can't leave it at that! What was his response?0 -
I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
Why in the world would he bring up back hair? That is not a fun secret at all. Ew.
Right?? Secrets should only be shared if they are fun and endearing. If they make me never ever ever want to go out with you again, it should have stayed a secret.0 -
I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
You can't leave it at that! What was his response?
He was actually confused as to why I wouldn't want to know about that. I told him to send a picture and I would rate it on a scale of 1 to disgusting, but he thought I was kidding. Nope, totally serious.0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol0
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Wow, and I thought I was a poor conversationalist.0
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I had a really hot girl tell me she really wanted to sleep with me. We stopped talking.
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I had a really hot girl tell me she really wanted to sleep with me. We stopped talking.
And started????0 -
I'm still cringing over the back hair secret. Ewww.
During a text conversation with a strange guy that I very briefly dated, I was told that "rats like peanut butter".
Don't ask me why...I haven't a clue.0 -
I had a really hot girl tell me she really wanted to sleep with me. We stopped talking.
And started????
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Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.
A lot of them I think. I don't get it.0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-0 -
I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
You can't leave it at that! What was his response?
He was actually confused as to why I wouldn't want to know about that. I told him to send a picture and I would rate it on a scale of 1 to disgusting, but he thought I was kidding. Nope, totally serious.
ahhh ummm being forwarned is sometimes a good thing. Rather know ahead of time then getting a twirly on and running my fingers through back hair by accident.0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.
A lot of them I think. I don't get it.
You'll be surprised how many women will ask for them. Curiosity I suppose.0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-
This reminds me of the time my friend and I were at this nasty bar we always joked about going to. 2 guys were buying us drinks and when my friend went to the bathroom the one that was talking to her leaned over to me and said "I have a 12 incher I don't think your friend could handle me."
I pretty much grabbed both our purses and ran for the door at that point.0 -
My best friend writes a hysterical blog, and she used this experience of mine as a basis for one of her blogs called "Cockblocking for Dummies". Enjoy. :laugh:
http://thatswhatshesaidhesaid.tumblr.com/post/17294684266/cockblocking-for-dummies0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-
Okay, I have to know why you would talk to a guy wearing a lavender shirt, white pants, and lavender boots. I might have laughed first.0
