Worst Conversation Killer?
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I'm still cringing over the back hair secret. Ewww.
During a text conversation with a strange guy that I very briefly dated, I was told that "rats like peanut butter".
Don't ask me why...I haven't a clue.0 -
I had a really hot girl tell me she really wanted to sleep with me. We stopped talking.
And started????
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Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.
A lot of them I think. I don't get it.0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-0 -
I had gone out with a guy a couple of times and one night he texted me saying, "Want to know a secret?" Um, yes, yes I do! I love secrets! So then he proceeds to tell me about his back hair. Not even kidding. I'm not saying that a guy has to be silky smooth, but I think that back hair should be found on one's own, not told about it beforehand. Finally I just responded, "Why are you actively trying to c*ckblock yourself?"
You can't leave it at that! What was his response?
He was actually confused as to why I wouldn't want to know about that. I told him to send a picture and I would rate it on a scale of 1 to disgusting, but he thought I was kidding. Nope, totally serious.
ahhh ummm being forwarned is sometimes a good thing. Rather know ahead of time then getting a twirly on and running my fingers through back hair by accident.0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.
A lot of them I think. I don't get it.
You'll be surprised how many women will ask for them. Curiosity I suppose.0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-
This reminds me of the time my friend and I were at this nasty bar we always joked about going to. 2 guys were buying us drinks and when my friend went to the bathroom the one that was talking to her leaned over to me and said "I have a 12 incher I don't think your friend could handle me."
I pretty much grabbed both our purses and ran for the door at that point.0 -
My best friend writes a hysterical blog, and she used this experience of mine as a basis for one of her blogs called "Cockblocking for Dummies". Enjoy. :laugh:
http://thatswhatshesaidhesaid.tumblr.com/post/17294684266/cockblocking-for-dummies0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-
Okay, I have to know why you would talk to a guy wearing a lavender shirt, white pants, and lavender boots. I might have laughed first.0 -
Lmaooooo all of these are so great!
I'm going to have to steal the back hair line for myself. I now have a personal challenge to get a guy to like me while he still believes that I actually have back hair.
The most recent conversation killer I've encountered was at a bar. A dude was in white slacks, a lavender button up, and lavender alligator boots. He was hot, so I gave him a chance. He then started complimenting me, which is nice, so I kept talking. Then he said, and I quote, "Hey, I'm Italian and I gotta big d*ck. I could break you in half."
Well, oh THERE'S my boyfriend! Helloooo! -walks away-
This reminds me of the time my friend and I were at this nasty bar we always joked about going to. 2 guys were buying us drinks and when my friend went to the bathroom the one that was talking to her leaned over to me and said "I have a 12 incher I don't think your friend could handle me."
I pretty much grabbed both our purses and ran for the door at that point.
See. If they're not trying to provide photographic evidence, they're describing how big it is.0 -
LOL I had one guy tell me he wanted to milk me like a cow.....that is exactly what the text message said lol :grumble:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO way!!! that is epic! lmao...
Oh it gets better .... When I sent back Excuse me WTF.... He was like Milk does a body good (ewwwwww).
Then he couldnt figure out why I wouldnt go out with him lol0 -
I totally just remembered a drunk dial I have save on my phone. If I could someone post the whole thing I would but he went on for the full 4 minutes before my VM cut him off. One of the best parts and what makes it epic is that he said he would give up mayo for me in his really thick slurred southern accent.0
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I totally just remembered a drunk dial I have save on my phone. If I could someone post the whole thing I would but he went on for the full 4 minutes before my VM cut him off. One of the best parts and what makes it epic is that he said he would give up mayo for me in his really thick slurred southern accent.
LOL "i'd give up mayo for you baby"! haha0 -
I had a girl tell me she didn't worry about money because a psychic told her that her money troubles would fix themselves.0
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I had a girl tell me she didn't worry about money because a psychic told her that her money troubles would fix themselves.
hahaha, nice. sounds like a sure fire winner.0 -
I had a really hot girl tell me she really wanted to sleep with me. We stopped talking.
And here we have a perfect demonstration of the difference between men and women. .0 -
I had a girl tell me I was an idiot for believing in God. . then she basically offered herself to me if I would say "There is no God". .
Before you ask. .I didn't even consider it. . nobody is THAT hot!0 -
Well, there was the, we are seeded by aliens and you are a conformist if you believe anything else, guy. Awesome. Then the other show stoppers are always the penis picture, send me a pic of your boobs, or my all time favorite, do you shave bald? lol
The penis picture ... WHY do guys do this? Two guys I dated recently wanted me to have such a picture. They both seemed totally nice and normal until I got a random text or phone call asking if I wanted a photo of their manhood. Um, no. When I want to see it, I'll take it out and look at it myself.
I could almost understand if they were 21 and still fascinated by their own equipment, but these guys were both around 30. It makes me wonder just how many men are walking around with pics of their man parts on their cell phones.
A lot of them I think. I don't get it.
You'll be surprised how many women will ask for them. Curiosity I suppose.
Really? Nobody is going to admit that they enjoy a guy sending them sexy hot texts with visuals???? Ok, I will be the first! I own it! LOL! 0 -
I had a girl tell me I was an idiot for believing in God. . then she basically offered herself to me if I would say "There is no God". .
Before you ask. .I didn't even consider it. . nobody is THAT hot!
WWJD?0 -
Really? Nobody is going to admit that they enjoy a guy sending them sexy hot texts with visuals???? Ok, I will be the first! I own it! LOL!
You are soooo going to regret that! Good think you can't send attachment with MFP PMs. .0 -
Really? Nobody is going to admit that they enjoy a guy sending them sexy hot texts with visuals???? Ok, I will be the first! I own it! LOL!
You are soooo going to regret that! Good think you can't send attachment with MFP PMs. .
Maybe I should edit it to say something else!!!!0 -
"Do you ever watch porn with dogs f*cking women?"
No. No I do not. Thanks.0 -
"Do you ever watch porn with dogs f*cking women?"
No. No I do not. Thanks.
hahahaha, really?0 -
I gotta agree with calismo9801 - sure I don't send out sexy pics willy nilly but 1) I'm not going to be insulted/turned off just because they ask (it's more when they bug and bug constantly) and 2) If they want to send me proof that they're worth my time I am not opposed.0
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"Do you ever watch porn with dogs f*cking women?"
No. No I do not. Thanks.
hahahaha, really?
Yeah, that was just the worst one, he had other questions leading up to that one that weirded me out. Like how I felt about letting people watch me wet myself with my pants on
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I gotta agree with calismo9801 - sure I don't send out sexy pics willy nilly but 1) I'm not going to be insulted/turned off just because they ask (it's more when they bug and bug constantly) and 2) If they want to send me proof that they're worth my time I am not opposed.
YAY!!! I have a supporter!!! 0 -
I gotta agree with calismo9801 - sure I don't send out sexy pics willy nilly but 1) I'm not going to be insulted/turned off just because they ask (it's more when they bug and bug constantly) and 2) If they want to send me proof that they're worth my time I am not opposed.
YAY!!! I have a supporter!!!
I support this, as well!! Granted, I don't want them from some guy I'm just talking to casually, but if there has already been some talk, well, a picture can be fun.
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"Do you ever watch porn with dogs f*cking women?"
No. No I do not. Thanks.
hahahaha, really?
Yeah, that was just the worst one, he had other questions leading up to that one that weirded me out. Like how I felt about letting people watch me wet myself with my pants on
Oh dear. That's all.0 -
I gotta agree with calismo9801 - sure I don't send out sexy pics willy nilly but 1) I'm not going to be insulted/turned off just because they ask (it's more when they bug and bug constantly) and 2) If they want to send me proof that they're worth my time I am not opposed.
YAY!!! I have a supporter!!!
I support this, as well!! Granted, I don't want them from some guy I'm just talking to casually, but if there has already been some talk, well, a picture can be fun.
Hmmm I don't mind pic request just dont expect for me to send you to much lol I think it ruins the fun....:bigsmile:0
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