The ongoing saga of the freaks in online dating...
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toots99
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Okay, so this is a completely different guy from the stalker I mentioned a few weeks ago. About six weeks ago, I started emailing with this guy on match, he seemed nice enough, so I gave him my number. We hardly texted back and forth, I'd usually get a text on a Friday afternoon, and well, we all know what that's about. Not my style. So I went out of town for a while, and he said "Well, how about we'll go out the night you get back?" Okay, fine. A few days before the date, I texted him and said "You know, we don't really know each other very well, and I'd be more comfortable if we could talk more before we meet up." I never heard from him again.
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
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Wow...just wow!!!0
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Yikes.......0
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wow0
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I can't believe you weren't up to it. :laugh:
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Dammit.. I TOLD him to tell you I was a good time..0
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:laugh:
I told my friend at work I had a date set up for her. She wouldn't go for it. :laugh:0 -
*Scratching one more plan to try off the list*
dammit. :grumble:0 -
Great I am at the stage of a first meeting, now you have me nervous!0
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Wow! I know - when my friends do girls night we compare our online dating oddball stories- it makes for a good laugh. What a creep- I think your story takes the cake!0
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The percent of genuine people found online is less than 0.000000000000000000000000001%
Just remember, though...if you dont ask, you will never know. LOL0 -
wow, that's funny! So nice when they self-eliminate!The percent of genuine people found online is less than 0.000000000000000000000000001%
Hey, I'd say about 25% of the guys I met online were genuine folks. Just not right for me.0 -
Dammit.. I TOLD him to tell you I was a good time..
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Geez, now I see why its so tough getting a response online!0
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Speechless0
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*picking jaw up from the floor* WOW really? well I give him credit for having some major huevos to even approach you with that0
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Maybe he has multiple personalities and the HER was really HIM. :noway:0
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*Scratching one more plan to try off the list*
dammit. :grumble:
It's bound to work at least once yeah? :laugh:0 -
This is unheard of. No self-respecting man on this planet need to "really think about it"."Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!"0 -
This is unheard of. No self-respecting man on this planet need to "really think about it"."Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!"
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WOW!! that is so odd and so completely RANDOM! some people on these OLD sites are just beyond bizarre!!!!!0
