The ongoing saga of the freaks in online dating...
toots99
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Okay, so this is a completely different guy from the stalker I mentioned a few weeks ago. About six weeks ago, I started emailing with this guy on match, he seemed nice enough, so I gave him my number. We hardly texted back and forth, I'd usually get a text on a Friday afternoon, and well, we all know what that's about. Not my style. So I went out of town for a while, and he said "Well, how about we'll go out the night you get back?" Okay, fine. A few days before the date, I texted him and said "You know, we don't really know each other very well, and I'd be more comfortable if we could talk more before we meet up." I never heard from him again.
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
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Wow...just wow!!!0
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Yikes.......0
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wow0
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I can't believe you weren't up to it. :laugh:
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Dammit.. I TOLD him to tell you I was a good time..0
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I told my friend at work I had a date set up for her. She wouldn't go for it. :laugh:0 -
*Scratching one more plan to try off the list*
dammit. :grumble:0 -
Great I am at the stage of a first meeting, now you have me nervous!0
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Wow! I know - when my friends do girls night we compare our online dating oddball stories- it makes for a good laugh. What a creep- I think your story takes the cake!0
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The percent of genuine people found online is less than 0.000000000000000000000000001%
Just remember, though...if you dont ask, you will never know. LOL0 -
wow, that's funny! So nice when they self-eliminate!The percent of genuine people found online is less than 0.000000000000000000000000001%
Hey, I'd say about 25% of the guys I met online were genuine folks. Just not right for me.0 -
Dammit.. I TOLD him to tell you I was a good time..
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Geez, now I see why its so tough getting a response online!0
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Speechless0
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*picking jaw up from the floor* WOW really? well I give him credit for having some major huevos to even approach you with that0
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Maybe he has multiple personalities and the HER was really HIM. :noway:0
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*Scratching one more plan to try off the list*
dammit. :grumble:
It's bound to work at least once yeah? :laugh:0 -
This is unheard of. No self-respecting man on this planet need to "really think about it"."Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!"0 -
This is unheard of. No self-respecting man on this planet need to "really think about it"."Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!"
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WOW!! that is so odd and so completely RANDOM! some people on these OLD sites are just beyond bizarre!!!!!0
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I would like to say that really takes balls to do ..... but in this case I really am not sure!0
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This is unheard of. No self-respecting man on this planet need to "really think about it"."Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!"
True that
Playboy joke: What's the worst thing about a threesome? You disappoint two women simultaneously.0 -
I'm confused. You're telling a guy you're dating about another guy you're going to go on a date with?0
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Okay, so this is a completely different guy from the stalker I mentioned a few weeks ago. About six weeks ago, I started emailing with this guy on match, he seemed nice enough, so I gave him my number. We hardly texted back and forth, I'd usually get a text on a Friday afternoon, and well, we all know what that's about. Not my style. So I went out of town for a while, and he said "Well, how about we'll go out the night you get back?" Okay, fine. A few days before the date, I texted him and said "You know, we don't really know each other very well, and I'd be more comfortable if we could talk more before we meet up." I never heard from him again.
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
Did he text you a picture of his junk? That's the only thing missing here. :drinker:0 -
Okay, so this is a completely different guy from the stalker I mentioned a few weeks ago. About six weeks ago, I started emailing with this guy on match, he seemed nice enough, so I gave him my number. We hardly texted back and forth, I'd usually get a text on a Friday afternoon, and well, we all know what that's about. Not my style. So I went out of town for a while, and he said "Well, how about we'll go out the night you get back?" Okay, fine. A few days before the date, I texted him and said "You know, we don't really know each other very well, and I'd be more comfortable if we could talk more before we meet up." I never heard from him again.
Until last night. He texted me this: "Can I ask you a silly question? A friend of mine asked me if I know of any pretty women for are up for some fun. So if you are open to it, can I put you in touch with her?" Her? HER?! So I'm at work when I get this, and I immediately starting laughing my head off and showed my work friends. One asked "Is he asking for a threesome, or will it be just her?" I said I don't know, and just for kicks, I asked him. :laugh: He said "Well, it'd be just her since I've never done that but if you want both I will really think about it!" LMAO Then he asked if I wanted to make this happen tonight. I replied back "Yeah, that's not happening. I wasn't comfortable meeting YOU, why would I be okay with meeting your strange friend?" :huh:
His reply? "Well how about meeting just me?" :noway:
Where do people get the nerve?! I told the guy I'm currently dating, JR, about this weirdo (and the other stalker guy) and he was like "You meet a lot of weird people on there!" I replied "Yes, most of them are creepy. Please don't turn into one of them." :laugh:
Did he text you a picture of his junk? That's the only thing missing here. :drinker:
What's your number? :glasses:0 -
I'm not at all surprised. I just ended my acct on POF because of all the freaks. Mr 6 pack who I posted about last week.... First meetup went great. Had a second one planned for brunch next week. THEN he text me asking to exchange sexy pictures. Wth?? Then later asked me if I'd be up for sexting or phone sex. Uh. No!!!
I haven't returned his texts since then. I'm done with him.0 -
I'm confused. You're telling a guy you're dating about another guy you're going to go on a date with?
Nooooo, I initially started talking to this guy weeks ago, before I even knew the guy I am dating now. This weird guy popped back up again after the current guy and I started seeing each other. I was originally going to go out with the other guy first, before I even knew current guy.0 -
I'm not at all surprised. I just ended my acct on POF because of all the freaks. Mr 6 pack who I posted about last week.... First meetup went great. Had a second one planned for brunch next week. THEN he text me asking to exchange sexy pictures. Wth?? Then later asked me if I'd be up for sexting or phone sex. Uh. No!!!
I haven't returned his texts since then. I'm done with him.
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Then later asked me if I'd be up for sexting or phone sex. Uh. No!!!
Aww man, and I had such high hopes for Mr. 6 pack! Too bad. He's losing out on a precious jewel.0
