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  • SouthernSweetie74
    SouthernSweetie74 Posts: 844
    I don't have any cheesy lines, but last night at the bar, this older man was hardcore hitting on my roommate and me. For the men and women here - hit on people your own age! Or near your own age!

    It goes both ways! For the young and the old. LOL

    If I'm old enough to be your mama or even just your crazy aunt, then, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR ME.

    I've had some young guys in their 20's, early 20's, come up to me. I usually give them the F off face, but there was one about a month ago that was pretty persistent. At least he was blunt and told me EXACTLY what he was looking for, though. LOL
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
    Not exactly a pick up line, but someone I saw on PoF had a headline that read "hot dog looking for a toasted bun"
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
    Second date: "I love you baby tell me you love me." Negative ghost rider. Then it continued to spiral out of control from there into "I want to get you pregnant" and "You shouldn't have any male friends, I don't want you talking to any guys but me."

    props for using the Top Gun reference!
  • jill92787
    jill92787 Posts: 158 Member
    Well at the end of the night I was sitting in a chair waiting for my friends while holding my shoes. A guy sat down by me took one of my shoes and smelled it. Said "I was just checking to see if they smelled since I like a girl with clean feet."

    Creepy!!
  • jill92787
    jill92787 Posts: 158 Member
    Second date: "I love you baby tell me you love me." Negative ghost rider. Then it continued to spiral out of control from there into "I want to get you pregnant" and "You shouldn't have any male friends, I don't want you talking to any guys but me."

    props for using the Top Gun reference!

    Thanks haha, I say it all the time and no one ever really catches it lol :p
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    I got this one once ..

    Guy: do you have a bandaid
    Me: no sorry, why?
    Guy: because I scraped my knee when I fell for you ...

    LMAO.. I laughed so hard. I thought it was cute .. we dated for a bit.
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    I think I was born with a built in creeper magnet.

    It's the Green Bay Packer fan syndrome... I'm just saying... Go Bears! :-D

    Sorry to hear about your crappy luck with weirdos, I don't really hit on girls at the bar, I usually just sit around and talk to me friends. Lately they are walking up on me. It's a nice change. lol
  • jill92787
    jill92787 Posts: 158 Member
    I think I was born with a built in creeper magnet.

    It's the Green Bay Packer fan syndrome... I'm just saying... Go Bears! :-D

    Sorry to hear about your crappy luck with weirdos, I don't really hit on girls at the bar, I usually just sit around and talk to me friends. Lately they are walking up on me. It's a nice change. lol

    I haven't had a Bears fan hit on me yet, I think that would be my all time low. Hahahaha. Da Bears Still Suck.

    :) Sorry had to.


    Haha I hear ya. It is a nice change. All the guys I've dated seriously I've had to make the first (and sometimes second and third) move. It's disheartening haha.
  • threnners
    threnners Posts: 175 Member
    I have creeper magnet. Bad. Sigh.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I think I was born with a built in creeper magnet.

    It's the Green Bay Packer fan syndrome... I'm just saying... Go Bears! :-D

    Agreed other then the Go Bears part.

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