Found this little ditty on POF
poncho33
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Note: Do not call me cutie (I can tell you didn't read my profile if you are calling me this) and guys in the army turn me off. I absolutely hate mirror/phone pictures. Please get a hobby other then spending time in your bathroom. I hate white sunglasses; they look extremely cheap and trashy. I don’t mind tattoos, but I am not into the whole cross with initials stuff. I think it lacks originality. I don’t mean to offend anyone, as I am sure there is a “meaning” behind it. I only like ink that represents the beauty of art, not any cliché meanings. I will absolutely not date anyone who has a child. I'm not attracted to anyone who has their name embroidered on their shirt (ie. blue collar workers). I am def not into anyone who has grease or oil stained on their hands or dirt under their fingernails. I believe personal training should be a hobby not a profession...Im looking for someone who has more brain cells than that. I value education and I am a firm believer of college. I am not looking for someone to take care of me because I can take care of/provide for myself. I do not need to nor do I want to be dependent on anyone but myself. But, if you are stingy and cheap...it wont work. I liked to be courted and treated like a woman. I create my own success and I get to where I am in life because of myself. As you can tell, I am into the clean cut, educated, young professional type. I'm not into the whole hunting deer or any animals. I don’t want to be involved with someone who enjoys doing that...although; I would like to try out the shooting range! Also, I’m not really into black men...sorry fellas. I am trying to be honest and upfront and hopefully my profile can filter out those who cant handle me/think I am a b itch. I'm not harsh or mean, I just know what I want. For those who think I am funny, sassy but sexy and totally understands me..we are prob on the same level so message me 
Another Note: To those who feel the need to send me messages that try to knock me down...it doesn’t work. Go take your insecurities somewhere else. I’m sorry your sad and lonely. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. If your not my type, I don’t message you and call you fat, or ugly. The reason you need to do it me....no idea! Hope everyone is positive and loving life today
Do not message me if you have no picture. You will be deleted immediately. Do not message me saying you are coming into town and looking for company or someone to "chill" with. If I did not make it clear enough, NO I do NOT date married men. They have an escort service for that.
The good news: she knows what she wants
The bad news: He probably doesn't want her!
Another Note: To those who feel the need to send me messages that try to knock me down...it doesn’t work. Go take your insecurities somewhere else. I’m sorry your sad and lonely. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. If your not my type, I don’t message you and call you fat, or ugly. The reason you need to do it me....no idea! Hope everyone is positive and loving life today
Do not message me if you have no picture. You will be deleted immediately. Do not message me saying you are coming into town and looking for company or someone to "chill" with. If I did not make it clear enough, NO I do NOT date married men. They have an escort service for that.
The good news: she knows what she wants
The bad news: He probably doesn't want her!
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HOLY CRAP!
Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL
I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.
What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?
Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:0 -
HOLY CRAP!
Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL
I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.
What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?
Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:
She was 24 I think, cute, the area she lives in is pretty wealthy so I'm guessing daddy has money.0 -
HOLY CRAP!
Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL
I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.
What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?
Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:
She was 24 I think, cute, the area she lives in is pretty wealthy so I'm guessing daddy has money.
Well -- my daddy has money too, LOL -- heaps. But, I still appreciate a really hard working guy. I'm old-school though, almost 40 so I think it's just a different generation. Man I hope my girls don't grow up to be that way! :noway:0 -
WOW really damn. I know some personal trainers, that it is a JOB not a hobby. They put in more hours a week then most people that sit in the cube like me. At least the ones dedicated to it.0
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WOW - um all the things she hates I
shoot she can send them my way!!
I am sure some sucker will attempt to "tame" that - and end up like a male praying mantis during mating - his head ripped off.
Steve on Tough Love would have a GREAT time with her lmao0 -
HOLY CRAP!
Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL
I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.
What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?
Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:
She was 24 I think, cute, the area she lives in is pretty wealthy so I'm guessing daddy has money.
Well -- my daddy has money too, LOL -- heaps. But, I still appreciate a really hard working guy. I'm old-school though, almost 40 so I think it's just a different generation. Man I hope my girls don't grow up to be that way! :noway:
I think your right there is a huge difference in the generations... I used to be a part owner in my families construction contracting business and I would always go out and help the guys in the field. I loved doing that work, exercise, sun, instant gratification of building something... and a craft really; anyway girls would always ask why I would ever want to do that. Like I was lowering myself. It’s sad how each generation loses something that made this country great.0 -
Sooo.. What DOES she like? Nothing, evidently.0
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Sooo.. What DOES she like? Nothing, evidently.
She put this: "As you can tell, I am into the clean cut, educated, young professional type"0 -
Sooo.. What DOES she like? Nothing, evidently.
She put this: "As you can tell, I am into the clean cut, educated, young professional type"
I think I have an old Ken doll in my basement. I'll grab it for her.
Blue collar FTW!0 -
and this is one of the reasons i got off of pof.0
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I pity whoever is unfortunate enough to get involved with that.
She gave fair warning at least.0 -
blimey, still I guess she is ruling out all the good stuff. She is also leaving men who fall into those the categories she rejects free to meet someone much more grounded and open to new experiences, and someone who will appreciate him better. Silly mare.0
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Wow! Men like the one she expects do not exist. All of her "I don't likes," I actually appreciate. I have found the the good ole' blue collar, deer hunting men are the ones who are most attractive. (They just tend to get mad when the deer I kill is bigger than theirs.) I hope she gets a reality check one day and realizes her attitude is going to get her no where. Those young, professionals usually cannot change a tire. What is she going to do when they are on a date and have a flat? I guess that blue collar boy with his name on his shirt wont seem so bad when he is the one nice enough to stop and help.
p.s. This is why I know how to change my own tire. It made me sad the day I was the one changing the tire on the side of the road becuase he didnt know how. (blind date gone bad, and I mean fast)0 -
this makes me feel 100000000000000 x less worried about my profile lol0
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She sound like a load of fun.:noway:0
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Wow I wonder how many messages she gets, LOL. She sounds too high maintenance and she does come across as a b*tch. ha ha.0
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GOOD LORD!!
She should be a lesbian or asexual cuz she just turned off every man in america. hahaahahaha0 -
Note: Do not call me cutie (I can tell you didn't read my profile if you are calling me this) and guys in the army turn me off. I absolutely hate mirror/phone pictures. Please get a hobby other then spending time in your bathroom. I hate white sunglasses; they look extremely cheap and trashy. I don’t mind tattoos, but I am not into the whole cross with initials stuff. I think it lacks originality. I don’t mean to offend anyone, as I am sure there is a “meaning” behind it. I only like ink that represents the beauty of art, not any cliché meanings. I will absolutely not date anyone who has a child. I'm not attracted to anyone who has their name embroidered on their shirt (ie. blue collar workers). I am def not into anyone who has grease or oil stained on their hands or dirt under their fingernails. I believe personal training should be a hobby not a profession...Im looking for someone who has more brain cells than that. I value education and I am a firm believer of college. I am not looking for someone to take care of me because I can take care of/provide for myself. I do not need to nor do I want to be dependent on anyone but myself. But, if you are stingy and cheap...it wont work. I liked to be courted and treated like a woman. I create my own success and I get to where I am in life because of myself. As you can tell, I am into the clean cut, educated, young professional type. I'm not into the whole hunting deer or any animals. I don’t want to be involved with someone who enjoys doing that...although; I would like to try out the shooting range! Also, I’m not really into black men...sorry fellas. I am trying to be honest and upfront and hopefully my profile can filter out those who cant handle me/think I am a b itch. I'm not harsh or mean, I just know what I want. For those who think I am funny, sassy but sexy and totally understands me..we are prob on the same level so message me
Another Note: To those who feel the need to send me messages that try to knock me down...it doesn’t work. Go take your insecurities somewhere else. I’m sorry your sad and lonely. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. If your not my type, I don’t message you and call you fat, or ugly. The reason you need to do it me....no idea! Hope everyone is positive and loving life today
Do not message me if you have no picture. You will be deleted immediately. Do not message me saying you are coming into town and looking for company or someone to "chill" with. If I did not make it clear enough, NO I do NOT date married men. They have an escort service for that.
The good news: she knows what she wants
The bad news: He probably doesn't want her!
LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.0 -
LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.
^^This seems to be accurate0 -
LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.
^^This seems to be accurate
She was cute, but looked to be letting herself go... like I said she comes from a wealthy area up here... I'm guessing she thinks her *kitten* don't stink.0 -
LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.
^^This seems to be accurate
She was cute, but looked to be letting herself go... like I said she comes from a wealthy area up here... I'm guessing she thinks her *kitten* don't stink.
Let me guess she is in Stillwater, Uptown (Lake Calhoun) or the west suburbs (Edina, Minnetonka, or Chanhassen)0 -
Only message I can think to send to this girl is:
"Ok, I've determined I match all your criteria. Now here is mine (and I only have one): do you swallow at the end of a *kitten*?"
He... can't be blamed. Everyone has their thing!
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Only message I can think to send to this girl is:
"Ok, I've determined I match all your criteria. Now here is mine (and I only have one): do you swallow at the end of a *kitten*?"
He... can't be blamed. Everyone has their thing!
LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Only message I can think to send to this girl is:
"Ok, I've determined I match all your criteria. Now here is mine (and I only have one): do you swallow at the end of a *kitten*?"
He... can't be blamed. Everyone has their thing!
:drinker: Cheers to that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.
^^This seems to be accurate
She was cute, but looked to be letting herself go... like I said she comes from a wealthy area up here... I'm guessing she thinks her *kitten* don't stink.
Let me guess she is in Stillwater, Uptown (Lake Calhoun) or the west suburbs (Edina, Minnetonka, or Chanhassen)
Orono, where she purifies herself in the waters of lake Minnetonka... for you Prince fans!0 -
She just needs to go to work for one of the banks in Minneapolis. A lot of clean cut boring frat boys there.0
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Seems like it would've been easier if she had just listed the things she likes. The list is bound to be short.0
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LOL, let me guess. She's not that great looking? Probably cute and slightly above average, but values herself more than others' do.
^^This seems to be accurate
She was cute, but looked to be letting herself go... like I said she comes from a wealthy area up here... I'm guessing she thinks her *kitten* don't stink.
:noway: She said dont call her cute!!!!!!!!!!!! tut, tut!!! :laugh:0 -
my daddy has money. and i would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS dream of typing up something like that!!! wow! just wow!!!
i try so hard to not judge a book by it's cover. i think you lose out on some of the best guys out there, if you base your choice solely on looks and " qualifications" :-(
i find guys that get manicures and pedicures to be too girly for my taste. i like manly men. i was actually thinking of what i would type up if i were to ever try the online thing again. and it's all masculine and loud and testosterone type stuff!!!! LOLHOLY CRAP!
Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL
I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.
What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?
Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:
She was 24 I think, cute, the area she lives in is pretty wealthy so I'm guessing daddy has money.0 -
I think your right there is a huge difference in the generations... I used to be a part owner in my families construction contracting business and I would always go out and help the guys in the field. I loved doing that work, exercise, sun, instant gratification of building something... and a craft really; anyway girls would always ask why I would ever want to do that. Like I was lowering myself. It’s sad how each generation loses something that made this country great.
to me, that's a turn on. or something i would be looking for!!! especially if you could build me something. ;-) i'd take blue jeans and steel toed boots over suits and italian loafers ANY day of the week!!! yes, i did get very good at helping my father pick out ties for work. as a kid i thought it was fun, but i am not attracted to that in a guy.0
