Found this little ditty on POF

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  • r1ghtpath
    r1ghtpath Posts: 701 Member
    i would guess her reasoning for NOT swallowing would be something along the lines of, too many calories ;-)

    or

    she gets on her knees for NO man!!

    life is just way too short to be THAT uptight!!!!

    Only message I can think to send to this girl is:

    "Ok, I've determined I match all your criteria. Now here is mine (and I only have one): do you swallow at the end of a *kitten*?"

    He... can't be blamed. Everyone has their thing! :wink:
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    WOW! Wouldn't she have been better off letting people know a lot more traits she DOES like? Sigh...sadly she probably has way more men after her than the "laid back" girls.
  • Jarnard
    Jarnard Posts: 497 Member
    HOLY CRAP!

    Crazy girl -- I LOVE men who have grease and oil stains on their hands and clothes! It means they can help me fix my car! LOL

    I've also met some insanely smart personal trainers.

    What is wrong with this girl... I'm guessing she's young. 20s?

    Oh and for what it's worth - it a man's hands are softer than mine... no dice. :bigsmile:

    She was 24 I think, cute, the area she lives in is pretty wealthy so I'm guessing daddy has money.

    Sounds like she's from San Diego... Where is she from?
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    Obviously this was a female poster but this is why I don't want to internet date.. People are crazy.! Male and female. Can't I just find a nice guy already? My mom was saying I would have to kiss a lot of frogs to find my prince but I am exhausted! lol
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    Obviously this was a female poster but this is why I don't want to internet date.. People are crazy.! Male and female. Can't I just find a nice guy already? My mom was saying I would have to kiss a lot of frogs to find my prince but I am exhausted! lol

    I lost all hope in humans after I tried internet dating.... it's easier to just go about life and meet people that way!
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    Not all hope is lost! Right?!?! lol It just feels like it sometimes...
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    You only hear stories about the weirdos because those are more entertaining. There are cool people out there too. In my experience internet dating isn't much different than normal dating, it pretty much sucks sometimes either way.
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    Women like this make me feel sorry for men. Although, I bet she has had men all over her buidling her up to be this way.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    Not all hope is lost! Right?!?! lol It just feels like it sometimes...

    There is plenty of hope, dating really isn't that hard when it's right. But online is a big joke and a lie... I was on it for 10 dates and 1 girl turned out to be pretty cool, just too lazy for my taste... oh and being only 6' was too short for her taste. Still friends with her tho!
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree!!
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree!!

    With me??? :noway:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree!!

    With me??? :noway:

    Of course!!! :flowerforyou: You're my friend!!!
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    She was just being honest. Some of the stuff she wrote sounds like something you'd say to your best friend on a Friday night while ranting about dating/relationships. Not something you should put on a dating profile.
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Katie boo boo!!! :blushing: Oh my new apt has a 2nd bedroom.....
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Yeah I don't agree with any of this... but it's Friday so I will let it go!!
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Katie boo boo!!! :blushing: Oh my new apt has a 2nd bedroom.....

    Really???? I'm gonna have to plan a trip???
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Yeah I don't agree with any of this... but it's Friday so I will let it go!!

    With what do you not agree? I haven't participated in a good debate for a while, so I'm curious to see your response.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Uh yes!! Still.. waiting.... on... YOU. :flowerforyou: :love: :blushing: :smooched:
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    I know!! Once I get my little side business up and running I think I'm going to be pretty set with cash, so I'll have to plan a real trip. Maybe September or October -- I don't want to visit an oven :laugh:
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    6' tall is not tall enough? Is she an amazon woman?!
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Yeah I don't agree with any of this... but it's Friday so I will let it go!!

    With what do you not agree? I haven't participated in a good debate for a while, so I'm curious to see your response.

    I guess I don't like how you tied educated and appreciate the value in culture together?? I guess I don't understand what well educated gets you?? At my building I'm one of the highest paid and I have no degree, instead I traveled, went after my dream playing hockey and started a very successful contracting company... well until our well educated members of congress ruined the housing market. In those years I guarantee you I learned more than the majority of people who spent their time in classrooms.

    But to clarify I do understand your point that you are attracted to these people... I just hate when people say educated like those without degrees are all bums or something.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    6' tall is not tall enough? Is she an amazon woman?!

    Guess not, she was 5'8"
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Yeah I don't agree with any of this... but it's Friday so I will let it go!!

    With what do you not agree? I haven't participated in a good debate for a while, so I'm curious to see your response.

    I guess I don't like how you tied educated and appreciate the value in culture together?? I guess I don't understand what well educated gets you?? At my building I'm one of the highest paid and I have no degree, instead I traveled, went after my dream playing hockey and started a very successful contracting company... well until our well educated members of congress ruined the housing market. In those years I guarantee you I learned more than the majority of people who spent their time in classrooms.

    But too clarify I do understand your point that you are attracted to these people... I just hate when people say educated like those without degrees are all bums or something.

    I was not tying educated and appreciating the value in culture together. I was saying that I am attracted when both education and an appreciation for culture (aka art, music, poetry, learning from other cultures as opposed to the whole "if you're not American you don't mean anything" ideology, etc.) are present.

    I would never devalue a hard worker, and I don't think everyone should go to college. Obviously, people such as yourself are prime examples of how one can be a successful and admirable person without a degree. I come from a family that places a very high value on education, and if it were up to me, I could spend the rest of my life going to school, so for me, I find a much stronger connection to other people who understand that and feel the same way, especially when they are in a different field.

    I hope this clears up some of the misunderstanding. I know when I argue education I can sound a bit like a pompous *kitten* :flowerforyou:
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    She sounds like a sweetheart. :laugh:

    Side note: I have to say, it does get frustrating to constantly be messaged by a certain type of guy that you are just not interested in, although there is no excuse for such a rude commentary. I generally don't date the blue collar guys who go out hunting and drive gigantic trucks, not because I think they are beneath me, but because we have nothing in common. Everyone is entitled to their preference :flowerforyou:

    See I like finding people that I have nothing in common with... that is a good way to learn and try things that are new.

    I agree as well. I was speaking more as to compatibility. I find that men who are educated and appreciate the value in culture are the ones from whom I can learn the most. I'm not being disrepectful of men who haven't pursued higher education; I'm just not attracted to them.

    Yeah I don't agree with any of this... but it's Friday so I will let it go!!

    With what do you not agree? I haven't participated in a good debate for a while, so I'm curious to see your response.

    I guess I don't like how you tied educated and appreciate the value in culture together?? I guess I don't understand what well educated gets you?? At my building I'm one of the highest paid and I have no degree, instead I traveled, went after my dream playing hockey and started a very successful contracting company... well until our well educated members of congress ruined the housing market. In those years I guarantee you I learned more than the majority of people who spent their time in classrooms.

    But too clarify I do understand your point that you are attracted to these people... I just hate when people say educated like those without degrees are all bums or something.

    I was not tying educated and appreciating the value in culture together. I was saying that I am attracted when both education and an appreciation for culture (aka art, music, poetry, learning from other cultures as opposed to the whole "if you're not American you don't mean anything" ideology, etc.) are present.

    I would never devalue a hard worker, and I don't think everyone should go to college. Obviously, people such as yourself are prime examples of how one can be a successful and admirable person without a degree. I come from a family that places a very high value on education, and if it were up to me, I could spend the rest of my life going to school, so for me, I find a much stronger connection to other people who understand that and feel the same way, especially when they are in a different field.

    I hope this clears up some of the misunderstanding. I know when I argue education I can sound a bit like a pompous *kitten* :flowerforyou:

    I got ya... my family has a high value on education also, I told them they should go to school then :laugh:
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    I got ya... my family has a high value on education also, I told them they should go to school then :laugh:

    :laugh:

    Well, I'm glad I asked why you disagreed with me! Otherwise, you would have been sitting there thinking I was an insufferable snob :wink:
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    I just got this as a response to a Match.com message. I got it literally about 2 minutes after I sent mine.


    Out of Office: Match.com Message

    I will be out of the office Friday, June 8th.
    Please contact Jane at ext. 9252 if you need immediate assistance.
    Thanks,


    :laugh:
    I mean, really? I'm not even sure what to make of this. I can't tell if it's funny/clever or if it's just weird.
  • NCTravellingGirl
    NCTravellingGirl Posts: 717 Member
    I just got this as a response to a Match.com message. I got it literally about 2 minutes after I sent mine.


    Out of Office: Match.com Message

    I will be out of the office Friday, June 8th.
    Please contact Jane at ext. 9252 if you need immediate assistance.
    Thanks,


    :laugh:
    I mean, really? I'm not even sure what to make of this. I can't tell if it's funny/clever or if it's just weird.

    Sounds like she connected her Match.com account to her work email and is out of office from work. That's gutsy for sure... wouldn't want my personal business heading to a work email, haha! But, hey at least now you know she's out having a day off... she could be adventurous and fun :) Or just crazy, same difference...