Let's have some laughs - Benefits of being single
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*I do what I want, when I want
*I listen to music really LOUD with out being told to turn it down
*The only person who gets woken up by my snoring is me
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1. I get the remote ALL to MYSELF!
Good one. But hasn't anyone ever taught you, sharing is caring, lol?0 -
I don't have to wait until my next paycheck to pay the bills that were due in this paycheck because I never know how much of MY salary is going to be left be her (who refuses to have a job) for me to pay bills.
Heck, just being able to handle my money how I want to.
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I can drink straight from the carton!! No sense in making a perfectly clean glass dirty.0
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It doesn't matter if I eat dinner super late
I can be optimistic
Don't have to deal with paranoia that the world is an evil, evil place and people have bad intentions
The sheets don't ride up half-way up the bed
I can eat butter WITH salt
I can open the windows and curtains - screw privacy I want light!
I can attempt any project I want1 -
Based on what I knew about relationship (mostly bad ones), the benefits of me being single are:
- My mood doesn't have to depend on someone else's mood when I get home.
- I can watch whatever movie, documentary or tv show I want, all day if I want to
- I can go on trips on my own and learn more about myself without having to keep in touch with anyone back home (I love losing track of time on vacation).
- I can eat what I want when I want, don't have to make dinner for anyone
- I can spend my Friday nights alone, at home, in my PJs, drinking wine, watching crap tv, reading and just enjoying time on my own without having to entertain anyone else after a long week at work
-Do what I want, where I want and when I want.
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Financial independence is HUGE
The next luxury car I buy.....MINE
Noone questioning my every move
The lights I turn off STAY OFF!!!!!!
The freedom to search for the woman that's searching for me
........last but not certainly not least........
I CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -
This! My clean house STAYS clean!being OCD about cleaning and putting things away without dealing with someone elses non-ocd tendancies lol0 -
I CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwhahahahaha! right!0 -
at least with a partnerI CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwhahahahaha! right!
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everything!! I do what I want, when I want, how I want, all on my own terms... After two long-term failed marriages, I'm digging being single!!! Have been for 7 years now.0
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Not having shave my legs everyday
Having money ams freedom
Not having someone complain at the weird hours I do0 -
at least with a partnerI CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwhahahahaha! right!
That wasn't my issue... I can't have sex again & ENJOY ITTTT!!!! my OWN terms!!!
Eta: he was abusive0 -
Breaking Bad marathon this weekend in my pjs! Though the crappy eating didn't help... But I'm well into Season 1!0
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I'm going to buy a duvet cover with lace. AND buy a Super warm duvet.
AND... I won't ever wake up in the middle of the night with only one corner of the duvet.
It's going to be mine. ALL mine.0 -
I'm watching 10 Things I Hate About You without shame or guilt. Yes, I like cheesy movies from days gone by. Lol.0
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terra32903 wrote: »Being able to satisfy oneself in bed without having a second person think that is an invitation/requirement to include them. Was that nicely phrased? LOL
phrasing was fine but i think you should consider this in the future...everyone loves some teamwork, if he (or she if that's your thing) can't finish the job just keep going after he/she is done, problem solved! he gets what he wants, your arm gets a break, it's win-win :laugh:
Maybe I am not a team player? Or maybe the other member of the team made me prefer the company of myself? If its not pleasurable, don't I have a responsibility to myself to make it so? Doesn't mean I want it this way forever LOLterra32903 wrote: »Being able to satisfy oneself in bed without having a second person think that is an invitation/requirement to include them. Was that nicely phrased? LOL
phrasing was fine but i think you should consider this in the future...everyone loves some teamwork, if he (or she if that's your thing) can't finish the job just keep going after he/she is done, problem solved! he gets what he wants, your arm gets a break, it's win-win :laugh:
Maybe I am not a team player? Or maybe the other member of the team made me prefer the company of myself? If its not pleasurable, don't I have a responsibility to myself to make it so? Doesn't mean I want it this way forever LOLterra32903 wrote: »Being able to satisfy oneself in bed without having a second person think that is an invitation/requirement to include them. Was that nicely phrased? LOL
phrasing was fine but i think you should consider this in the future...everyone loves some teamwork, if he (or she if that's your thing) can't finish the job just keep going after he/she is done, problem solved! he gets what he wants, your arm gets a break, it's win-win :laugh:
Maybe I am not a team player? Or maybe the other member of the team made me prefer the company of myself? If its not pleasurable, don't I have a responsibility to myself to make it so? Doesn't mean I want it this way forever LOLterra32903 wrote: »Being able to satisfy oneself in bed without having a second person think that is an invitation/requirement to include them. Was that nicely phrased? LOL
phrasing was fine but i think you should consider this in the future...everyone loves some teamwork, if he (or she if that's your thing) can't finish the job just keep going after he/she is done, problem solved! he gets what he wants, your arm gets a break, it's win-win :laugh:
Maybe I am not a team player? Or maybe the other member of the team made me prefer the company of myself? If its not pleasurable, don't I have a responsibility to myself to make it so? Doesn't mean I want it this way forever LOL
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terra32903 wrote: »Being able to satisfy oneself in bed without having a second person think that is an invitation/requirement to include them. Was that nicely phrased? LOL
phrasing was fine but i think you should consider this in the future...everyone loves some teamwork, if he (or she if that's your thing) can't finish the job just keep going after he/she is done, problem solved! he gets what he wants, your arm gets a break, it's win-win :laugh:
Maybe I am not a team player? Or maybe the other member of the team made me prefer the company of myself? If its not pleasurable, don't I have a responsibility to myself to make it so? Doesn't mean I want it this way forever LOL
I'm loving not having sex with anyone else. I get tired of the whining and the need for constant validation. I especially get tired of hearing about someone else's fantasies.0 -
Being naked all day if I want, sleeping naked!
eating what and when I want.
toilet seat is always down.
Not having to check in when I am out.
Not having to give a blow by blow of what I will be doing when I'm out and how long it will take and what my ETA will be.
Not having to answer the phone on both his breaks and lunch to talk about what I am doing and who has come over and am I alone.
Oh I could go on!!!
I love being alone!0 -
1) I can starfish in bed
2) share the bed with my cat
3) no arguing over the tv remote
4) don't have to spend 30 minutes trying to decide what to have for dinner because the spouse doesn't fancy it
5) I can go out when I want
6) I don't have to shave my legs, armpits ect
7) I can wear granny pants and be comfortable without being judged
8) I can go to bed super early
9) I can stay in bed on my days off (when I don't have my son)
10) I don't have to worry about checking plans with a spouse before confirming plans with friends/family0 -
Being able to have the whole king size bed all to my self, lots of roll around room0
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Just the word single is fun
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Well except for the laid part lol thats not an everyday or even every year thing lol
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