I have lost....
ragslittle
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Stole this from another thread but couldnt resist!!!
I have lost a newborn calf and an elephants heart...and a rack of ribs!!!
1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
I have lost a newborn calf and an elephants heart...and a rack of ribs!!!
1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
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I just read that. Congratulations. I have almost lost 'the fats and oils an average American eats in a year '. Actually that isn't a nice picture - all that oil and fat...
BTW - you are doing great.0 -
I guess the amount of the potatoes americans eat in a year0
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I lost a newborn calf and a 2 month old horse. If anyone finds them I don't want them back. :laugh:0
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LOL...I love this post
I have lost the World's largest ball of tape and a Guinea Pig and I couldn't be more proud lol0 -
a newborn giraffe :-)0
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I'm just starting this journey and am still pre-op... but the mental image of losing 10 dozen large eggs is pretty awesome.
Thanks for posting and congrats to all!0 -
Apparently I have lost an average American woman, at 5' 4-1/2". If anyone has seen her, please let me know.0
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Love this whole post and all of the hilarious comments too!!0