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Why nubile young nymphs won't date old, married, fat guys

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited January 5 in Social Groups
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

Oh sure, they say their open minded, but will they get one of their friends to babysit the kids while we bone? NO!

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I love me some old, married, fat guys.


    Oh wait, you said nymphs...


    *kicks rocks and leaves*
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I love me some old, married, fat guys.


    Oh wait, you said nymphs...


    *kicks rocks and leaves*

    She is just playing hard to get. She'll be back.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Wait...I want to sing White Lion to you karaoke style.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Oh yeah... This group isn't private. And I'm supposed to be behaving. Damn.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    <~~~is dating an old(er), married(ish), (former)fat guy. And he's amazing fcuking.:love:
    fixed it for ya
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.

    as long as you're my *kitten* it's all good. :flowerforyou:
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.

    :laugh: :laugh: *kitten* :wink:
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.

    as long as you're my *kitten* it's all good. :flowerforyou:

    tell Lea to stop RAGE QUITTING!
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  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

    Oh sure, they say their open minded, but will they get one of their friends to babysit the kids while we bone? NO!

    you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to be banging the babysitter.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.

    as long as you're my *kitten* it's all good. :flowerforyou:

    tell Lea to stop RAGE QUITTING!
    RAAAAAAAGGEEEE QUIIIIIIIT!

    LRa2b.gif
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Mostly cause their married...
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Cliff has the right of it. I just can't stay away.



    I'm such a *kitten*.

    as long as you're my *kitten* it's all good. :flowerforyou:

    tell Lea to stop RAGE QUITTING!
    RAAAAAAAGGEEEE QUIIIIIIIT!

    LRa2b.gif
    rex-ryan-rage-quit.gif
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