I have lost....

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ragslittle
ragslittle Posts: 176 Member
Stole this from another thread but couldnt resist!!!

I have lost a newborn calf and an elephants heart...and a rack of ribs!!!


1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

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  • gspea
    gspea Posts: 412 Member
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    I just read that. Congratulations. I have almost lost 'the fats and oils an average American eats in a year '. Actually that isn't a nice picture - all that oil and fat...

    BTW - you are doing great.
  • Mrbusterb
    Mrbusterb Posts: 114
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    I guess the amount of the potatoes americans eat in a year
  • JfMarrs
    JfMarrs Posts: 110 Member
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    I lost a newborn calf and a 2 month old horse. If anyone finds them I don't want them back. :laugh:
  • win4ecu
    win4ecu Posts: 34 Member
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    LOL...I love this post

    I have lost the World's largest ball of tape and a Guinea Pig :) and I couldn't be more proud lol
  • imakimm
    imakimm Posts: 839
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    a newborn giraffe :-)
  • veggibus
    veggibus Posts: 34 Member
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    I'm just starting this journey and am still pre-op... but the mental image of losing 10 dozen large eggs is pretty awesome. :)

    Thanks for posting and congrats to all!
  • grim_traveller
    grim_traveller Posts: 627 Member
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    Apparently I have lost an average American woman, at 5' 4-1/2". If anyone has seen her, please let me know.
  • Susann1963
    Susann1963 Posts: 126 Member
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    Love this whole post and all of the hilarious comments too!!