Why proper research is important
taunto
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Posted this in a thread. Figured this needed a thread of its own since its such an important topic.
A female friend of mine once asked me "so do the boys bathrooms have,like lotion, or do you have to bring your own?". I said "what?" She goes "you know for jacking off"
I said "no one jacks off in the bathroom, except for s[url]hithead McGee that one time. and why would the school provide us with lotion to jack off?" She replied "well how else are you supposed to get rid of a boner"
At this point, every guy at our table looks at her like wtf. Impermanently her boyfriend, in an attempt to get more handjobs and *kitten* told her that jacking off, getting a handjob/*kitten* was the only way to get rid of a boner, and that a boner that lasts too long is dangerous (which is why they tell you to call a doctor after 4 hours on viagra commercials. i actually applauded her bf's manipulation skills.
Moral of the story: If you don't research your shit properly, you might endup giving a guy(s) a handjob or a *kitten*. So, do your research. And do it with RELIABLE sources. Don't just ask your friends. Don't just talk to people. Lookup GOOD, RELIABLE research. Don't simply take somebody over the internet (or real life for that matter) word when it comes to fitness. And no, the alarmist magazines like Cosmo don't count!
Unless you like giving out BJ's and HJ's in which case.... I'm sure theres people in this very group who have your attention! But still do your research regardless.
Note from Sara: Edited to add to post at tauto's request:
Here is a topic that Acg kindly posted that gives good links to resources for research:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/840378-research[/url]
A female friend of mine once asked me "so do the boys bathrooms have,like lotion, or do you have to bring your own?". I said "what?" She goes "you know for jacking off"
I said "no one jacks off in the bathroom, except for s[url]hithead McGee that one time. and why would the school provide us with lotion to jack off?" She replied "well how else are you supposed to get rid of a boner"
At this point, every guy at our table looks at her like wtf. Impermanently her boyfriend, in an attempt to get more handjobs and *kitten* told her that jacking off, getting a handjob/*kitten* was the only way to get rid of a boner, and that a boner that lasts too long is dangerous (which is why they tell you to call a doctor after 4 hours on viagra commercials. i actually applauded her bf's manipulation skills.
Moral of the story: If you don't research your shit properly, you might endup giving a guy(s) a handjob or a *kitten*. So, do your research. And do it with RELIABLE sources. Don't just ask your friends. Don't just talk to people. Lookup GOOD, RELIABLE research. Don't simply take somebody over the internet (or real life for that matter) word when it comes to fitness. And no, the alarmist magazines like Cosmo don't count!
Unless you like giving out BJ's and HJ's in which case.... I'm sure theres people in this very group who have your attention! But still do your research regardless.
Note from Sara: Edited to add to post at tauto's request:
Here is a topic that Acg kindly posted that gives good links to resources for research:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/840378-research[/url]
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Personally, I like anecdotal accounts of girls giving guys HJs and BJs.0
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Very good advice that can be applied to a lot of things!0
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Here is a topic that Acg kindly posted that gives good links to resources for research:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/840378-research0 -
But Taunto, manipulating the minds of the innocent brings me merriment.0
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I ~knew~ I shouldn't have trusted my first boyfriend!! And my second ... and my third ... and my husband ... damn it, now I'm just too set in my ways ... *kicks rock*0