I think you need to add in...

I have a psycho kitty
I like to play naughty jenga
and often bras are hanging from my ceiling fan.

Wait... is that revealing too much?

naughty jenga like kicking the barstool out from under someone?

MINE'S A NOVEL! Check this out:

About Me:
Im sorry it looks as though Im always online, its because I have this app on my phone. Even when I tell it to exit after I read whatever message I got - apparently it looks like Im on here 24/7. Im not. I check my mails on the first of the month.

Update: Actually, I am not up for meeting anyone right now. Good luck beauties and beasts.

In the words of the great Barney Stinson...
"I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups, I'm looking for a soulmate, someone who I can love and cuddle... "
[pauses]
"or so it says in my profile."
[laughs]

I love being single, but I guess I just wanted to have someone's back again, to have someone in my corner. You and me against the world, babe, or with it. You work on reaching for your stars and I'll be over here on my stepladder trying to reach my own and at the end of the day, we can talk about how sore we are and share a six pack. I will be proud of your hard work, and you will tell me you believe in me and then we'll end up having wicked good sex on the livingroom couch and neither of us would kick the other one out immediately afterwards.

But, alas, in this city of most awesome cities, that seems to be somewhat unattainable. Because you all seem to want to drink alone and pat your own selves on the back and do your own... thing on your livingroom couch.

But that's ok, cause I'm over here on my stepladder, reaching for the stars, anyway.

-but if you tickle me, I will murder you in cold blood. Or throw up. Or punch you. I have 0 tolerance for this.

Im here because I dont want to date inside of my social circle, Im entirely too shy and occasionally lonely for a partner to adventure with.

I have enemies. Good! That means I've stood up for something, sometime in my life.

I've had troubles, sure, like everyone, some of them real trials with my health and losing my family, but mine, I think, have helped me in becoming someone who can, at my best, deflect travail and help others see ways through their own. I take too much on my shoulders, in truth, and sometimes just need to quit thinking and breathe and be. But since I am, I'm told, Alpha girl and preternaturally over-scheduled, my choices of vice serve as not infrequent spiritual rest-stops.

I am the world's biggest fan of making out, out-making, whatever.
I came to Gotham from Bon Temps*, Louisiana.
I fight crime occasionally.
I ride around in metal boxes underneath the ground that are packed with bums, foreigners, and puking drunks.
I stole that.
I walk/run approximately 35 miles a week because I feel cheated when I buy an unlimited MetroCard.
The sidewalks are my runways.

*town name has been changed to protect the best kept secret of the third coast, deepest part of the Cajun Heartland and home to Mulates (not Merlotte's) and all kinds of eerie supernaturalness.

I am a life-aholic, adventure-fiend, and possibly a superhero

What I’m doing with my life
I'm a staff photographer, buyer's consultant, fitting model and social media manager for a fashion label based here in NYC - I ♥ America.
I also shoot rock and metal bands on the LES for the pure fun of it and my skills love the challenge. I ♥ rocknroll.
I'm also obsessed with fitness and changing my body and pushing myself to level up. I ♥ Science.

I’m really good at
Guessing movie plots.
Inspiring momentum.
Directing the weather.
Studying human behavior.
Laughing at pranks.
Airports and travel.
Public speaking.
Getting dirty outside.
Last minute logic.
Brief Dummery.
Wario Stadium in the Star Cup in MarioKart64.
also DK Jungle Parkway & Yoshi's Island.

First Date
Am I supposed to give you the plot of a rom-com here or be totally honest?

Apparently, (most of) the other girls on this site are in quite a redbull rush to yank off their panties on a first date because it seems like each time I meet someone from this site, they want to know when we get to the sex part of the date... who raised you guys? pimps? I love sex far too much to just give it away for free or let a strange man have the right to put his hands all over my body within an hour or two of meeting. Sorry, but you gotta earn the right to enjoy my body, I put too much work into it on a daily basis.

First date? let's eat a burrito the size of our face and abuse some alcohol in my backyard and see if we cant make a connection with someone we're a little too attracted to.