For fun.... You might be Paleo if....

carashirley
carashirley Posts: 169 Member
You might be Paleo if.... Your tempted to join the dating site farmersonly. com to try and score a discount on grassfed meat....

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  • spatulathumbs
    spatulathumbs Posts: 125 Member
    ...if you give serious thought as to how you can add "gift cards to U.S. Wellness Meats" to your christmas wish list...
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    ... you won't buy anything in wrapper unless it's a Larabar.
  • primalkiwi
    primalkiwi Posts: 164 Member
    you have to floss the meat out of your teeth after breakfast....
  • chani8
    chani8 Posts: 946 Member
    You eat nuts shamelessly!!

    You only go down a few isles at the grocery store.

    You make brownies and other desserts out of vegetables.

    Salt is your friend.
  • ginnyntonic
    ginnyntonic Posts: 28 Member
    I am not funny enough to make up reply but this did remind of a youtube video I saw recently, "**** Paleo People Say" http://youtu.be/3cwMLRLtAhs Made me laugh.
  • blynnblair
    blynnblair Posts: 274 Member
    if you love lard, coconut and save ALL your bacon fat :)
  • craudi
    craudi Posts: 126 Member
    I am not funny enough to make up reply but this did remind of a youtube video I saw recently, "**** Paleo People Say" http://youtu.be/3cwMLRLtAhs Made me laugh.

    Haha, love this!!