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GreatSetOfBrains
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Hello Everyone! So I'm kind of looking for more friends to help me push and kick my @$$ in gear. I'm pretty awesome, but lets face it...I may be a bit bias so...friend me and find out, or don't.. your call. Anyway, so I just went to the gym and got my % body fat measured for the first time and I was shocked to hear it was lower than I expected, but that also meant I had to have a new goal. My goal is not really a number on the scale, but rather a % body fat of about 15-17% I think it's doable, but like most people I'm impatient. I wish there was a quick fix, I realize there is not. SOOO...babble babble, I'm looking for your pretty faces. I'm never sure what I should be eating calories wise and jackin up my protein has proven to be difficult too. I tend to NOT be hungry the harder I work, therefor I tend to not eat and get yelled at by certain somebodies. I am CRAZY busy, but that's me! I guess the person who sent me here thinks I'm either a geek or a nerd so...
Two men walk into a bar. The first orders H2O. The second orders H2O, too. The second man dies!
What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? -BaNaNa!
How many moles are in guacamole? -Avacoado's Number
Oh, you're still reading? Okay then, I'm all done with random chemistry jokes now
Now what?
Two men walk into a bar. The first orders H2O. The second orders H2O, too. The second man dies!
What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? -BaNaNa!
How many moles are in guacamole? -Avacoado's Number
Oh, you're still reading? Okay then, I'm all done with random chemistry jokes now
Now what? 0
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You are awesome. You would think with a racy title like that there would be more action in here.0
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You crack me up!0
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Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
An Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. "This isn't working, I'm at my moms". he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it's cold. The engineer thinks to himself. "The fridge works fine"0 -
:laugh: You ARE awesome! Rally too! :flowerforyou: :drinker:0
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Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
An Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. "This isn't working, I'm at my moms". he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it's cold. The engineer thinks to himself. "The fridge works fine"
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more chemistry and engineering jokes please!0
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You are awesome. You would think with a racy title like that there would be more action in here.
True. Lots of folks looking for it on this site.0 -
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I totally want one of these!!!
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I totally want one of these!!!
This is effin awesome!0 -
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.0
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Why aren't these periodic tables in high school cafeterias??0
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