Single according to Meyers Briggs
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OperationSuperKAT
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2015/03/heres-why-youre-still-single-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/
Hahahaha fuckkkkkkk
INFJ You’re single because: You have trust issues. You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
I'm choosing to look at this as hilarious, even if it is scarily accurate
Hahahaha fuckkkkkkk
INFJ You’re single because: You have trust issues. You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
I'm choosing to look at this as hilarious, even if it is scarily accurate
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This is what I got:
ISTJ
You’re single because: You aren’t a party animal/bad boy, which you’ve convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades.
Yep, sounds like me. I am not the outgoing, hitting bars or dance clubs type.0 -
OperationSuperKate wrote: »choosing to look at this as hilarious, even if it is scarily accurate
Yeah, I'm gonna do the same
INFP
You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.0 -
I always forget what my meyers briggs is, had to do the test. Well the top part is right. I have a hard time keeping opinions to myself.
ESTJ
Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.
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I think the answers are so hilarious! Of course there is truth in jest, but I don't think it means we should just accept what it's saying and give up0
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Never give up!0
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ISFJ
You’re single because: You’re attracted to carefree personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do.
You’ll get into a relationship when: The ESTP you’ve been pursuing is finally ready to settle down.
Interesting...0 -
I'm borderline ENFP and INFP.
This is eerily true. Someone needs to hold my attention long enough for me to become intrigued, and THEN I idealize them...or get bored with them.
ENFP
You’re single because: You have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time.
INFP
You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.
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ESFJ
You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her *kitten* together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.0 -
How do you know which one you are?0
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I took the test for work a couple years ago. My boss was obsessed with it lol0
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I think you can find it online!0
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OperationSuperKate wrote: »I think you can find it online!
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Thank you! This is me:
INFJ
You’re single because: You have trust issues.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
And oh it couldn't be more true .. lolololol0 -
Yeah, probably a bit too true!!
INFP
You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.
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OP: Thanks for the awesome laugh with this post!!!
Oh...my...word...I about died laughing. Spot on!!!
"ENTP--You’re single because: You’re not. You’re probably already in a couple of relationships that you’ve just forgotten about. You’ll get into a relationship when: Your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you’ve been for the past six years."0 -
INTJ
You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.
Um, that may have happened before.0 -
ESFJ
You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her *kitten* together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
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Doesn't work so well for me. I'm ENTP, and that profile doesn't really match ENTPs. ENTPs are the least extroverted of the E's. Maybe they struggled with an amusing reason for us, and that's why it's at the bottom?0
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Pip_squeak83 wrote: »ESFJ
You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her **** together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
Seems legit
Def ready to be attracted to someone who has their stuff together...
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