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lukesydaisy
lukesydaisy Posts: 16 Member
edited January 2016 in Social Groups
Hi everyone, I'm new here, introduced to the group by machiatto, who I am privileged to call my big sister. I've been doing this diet two whole days, and this was my observation today:

You might be on a low-carb diet if you read a headline about a woman taking off her clothes and going on a rampage at Waffle House and all you can think is Hmm, waffles.

Does anyone else have one to add? And if you're not into the word "diet" feel free to change it to "following a low-carb WOE"
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  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well
  • lukesydaisy
    lukesydaisy Posts: 16 Member
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    I didn't even know they had that...
  • KristyBPharmD
    KristyBPharmD Posts: 6 Member
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    I do that too!
  • UMDavies
    UMDavies Posts: 87 Member
    ... if your weekly shop consists of at least four blocks of butter!
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    LOL I had that odd look at Starbucks just a couple of weeks ago! LOL

    Welcome to the group @lukesydaisy
  • RisiM
    RisiM Posts: 180 Member
    Our shopping is his - biscuits, ice cream, bread, beer. Mine - cream, butter, strawberries, coffee. Ours - meat and selected veg.
  • fatchimom
    fatchimom Posts: 256 Member
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    My favorite!!!
  • macchiatto
    macchiatto Posts: 2,890 Member
    KristyBPharmD wrote: »
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    I do that too!

    Yes, exactly! I'll laugh and say, "I do fat, just not sugar." ;)

    And I'm so glad you're here, @lukesydaisy! Hope this WOE goes well for you and M. :)

    ... if you find yourself breaking down and buying pork rinds to try, after having long considered them the most unappealing unhealthy snack ... and actually semi liking them!
  • lukesydaisy
    lukesydaisy Posts: 16 Member
    ... if you find yourself breaking down and buying pork rinds to try, after having long considered them the most unappealing unhealthy snack ... and actually semi liking them!"

    Nooooooooo!!!!!
  • JessicaLCHF
    JessicaLCHF Posts: 1,265 Member
    You watch tv commercials and mentally think "poison...poison...poison...yup that's more poison..."
  • macchiatto
    macchiatto Posts: 2,890 Member
    lukesydaisy wrote: »
    ... if you find yourself breaking down and buying pork rinds to try, after having long considered them the most unappealing unhealthy snack ... and actually semi liking them!"

    Nooooooooo!!!!!

    LOL. Stick around here (and check out the nutrition info); you might be surprised!
    This WOE changes you ...

    Plus the first time I had pork rinds was last spring on our NC trip. A really nice restaurant actually served them instead of bread. Tom and I were pleasantly surprised that they were pretty good. ;)
  • macchiatto
    macchiatto Posts: 2,890 Member
    Another:
    ... if things like doughnuts and cake go from being temptations to making your stomach turn.

    After indulging in some monkey bread and brownies when we had houseguests here 3 weeks ago and dealing with all the reflux and tummy trouble afterward, it effectively killed my taste for such sugary desserts.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    You think snap peas and green beans are sweet.
  • carlsoda
    carlsoda Posts: 3,423 Member
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    LOL!!!! Love it!!
  • carlsoda
    carlsoda Posts: 3,423 Member
    You might be on a low car diet if....you want to convert everyone to this way of life. I've learned to be quiet and just supportive but I do stress how important healthy fat is and that carbs are poison. Pretty sad when you know something will help people but that's not what their "doctor" recommends. Doctors know nothing except when to expect the kick-back check from the pharm companies.
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
    If drinking salt water is appealing to you.
  • macchiatto
    macchiatto Posts: 2,890 Member
    Which reminds me, @AshleyC1023

    ... if you find yourself craving pickle juice.
  • auntstephie321
    auntstephie321 Posts: 3,586 Member
    lukesydaisy wrote: »
    auntstephie321 wrote: »
    ...if the kid at Starbucks looks all confused when you order your ice coffee with sugar free vanilla syrup but then request heavy cream as well

    I didn't even know they had that...

    They only seem to sometimes, I always ask
  • ms_smartypants
    ms_smartypants Posts: 8,278 Member
    if you find yourself making batches and batches of fat bombs ..yes I am guilty :p
  • Bob314159
    Bob314159 Posts: 1,178 Member
    if tomato paste tastes like desert
  • JessicaLCHF
    JessicaLCHF Posts: 1,265 Member
    You eat a filling and satisfying bfast every morning of an egg fried in butter, covered in provolone melted cheese, with a creamy coffee and your blood sugars barely budge!
  • JessicaLCHF
    JessicaLCHF Posts: 1,265 Member
    edited January 2016
    You call ketchup, "sugar sauce". ;)
  • LowCarbInScotland
    LowCarbInScotland Posts: 1,027 Member
    Carrots go from being a "health food" to an occasional "treat". I can't believe how sweet they taste now that I don't eat sugar!
  • sault_girl
    sault_girl Posts: 219 Member
    ... you can't read the general mfp forums without cringing the whole time... with some discussions being almost physically painful to read...
  • KarlaYP
    KarlaYP Posts: 4,439 Member
    When you use pickle juice to relieve headaches! It works!
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
    sault_girl wrote: »
    ... you can't read the general mfp forums without cringing the whole time... with some discussions being almost physically painful to read...

    Or you feel really bad for these "I'm under my calories but not losing, help!" threads. Then you see what they're eating and aren't surprised.
  • mandycat223
    mandycat223 Posts: 502 Member
    carlsoda wrote: »
    .... Pretty sad when you know something will help people but that's not what their "doctor" recommends. Doctors know nothing except when to expect the kick-back check from the pharm companies.

    Imagine my horror when I found out that my new family practice physician is vegan!! He otherwise seems quite reasonable and conservative and not a pill pusher so I'll stick with him, perhaps dabbing a little bacon grease on my pulse points before each visit, like the wicked temptress I am.

  • BalmyD
    BalmyD Posts: 237 Member
    ...you do not feel the slightest bit of guilt purchasing the half gallon of heavy whipping cream at CostCo.
  • KetoGirl83
    KetoGirl83 Posts: 546 Member
    ...you use cherry tomatoes the way you used chocolate candy. Yum, how sweet and delicious... and you stop at 2 or 3, having satisfied that sweet craving.
  • KaseyDH83
    KaseyDH83 Posts: 100 Member
    ... your sister-in-law tells you that on numerous occasions she has caught your 4-year-old niece eating sticks of butter, and you think, "that's my kind of girl!"

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