Bonny132 wrote: »

Term butt pee means. Holy Crap TMI follows:

I dare not even think about breaking wind in case I have an accident. I levitate on the toilet, literally. My butt has blisters from all the wiping and I am considering buying a bidet.

My bathroom has become my best friend. My OH suggested getting a butt plug. But I am worried if I bend over, the pressure might be too much and it'll projectile and seriously injure him. I cannot take the humiliation of the court case or being nicknamed the butt plug lady/killer.

If anyone got spare Imodium, please send some my way. I refuse to get adult nappies. Please send some healing thoughts to my poor insides who I swear are rotten btw.

Hahahaaa!! That was marvelous!
Nice turd of worns there. I could use some duck tape myself, no thanks to you!

Having been on gut-wrecking Metformin while smitten with dysentery, I can confidently advise you not to leave your abode or get within 15 yards of a living person without:

A butt plug Super glue Duck tape Spandex bike shorts Ski pants Hockey pants

Or else.....



PS No, that wasn't TMI.
Yes, you can take a lot of Imodium and be "fine" (needing more) the next day.

I'm going to have to rethink this in light of the commercial opportunities while your nether parts are still in eto-adaptation.

If your backside is already capable of power washing, could it also dabble in sandblasting with the right encouragement? If you're thinking of starting a cleaning business, you wouldn't want to use both the butt plug and the superglue while you're making rounds. So perhaps start with just the butt plug and bike shorts, add a drop seat to the hockey pants and save the ski pants and superglue for romantic encounters at home?

Try to get Imodium to be your official sponsor and put its logo on all your equipment and swag, including your car. Betcha folks would notice "The Butt Stops Here" on the sides of your van.

Perhaps if you could also time your Buttproof Coffee and Imodium doses just right, you could moonlight as a concert farter at night. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/5/52/Le_pétomane_du_Moulin_Rouge_(1900).webm/Le_pétomane_du_Moulin_Rouge_(1900).webm.360p.webm

A strong-sphinctered young Bonny lass
Worked hard to develop her *kitten*.
So taut were her muscles,
She could shoot twenty Brussels
Sprouts into a cocktail glass.

RalfLott wrote: »

@Foamroller -

Great post, thx!

1. Assuming we're courting disaster (pants) by abruptly increasing our intake of magnesium, sodium, etc., do you think it's more likely that we're undercounting dietary intake (due to ignorance or bad data about what's in our food) or that our targets are too high to start with?

2. Good point about the BPC. Just as there are people who can't tolerate fiber, there must be folks who can't handle a wallop of caffeine and/or certain types of high-fat additives (MCT, HWC) on a fasting stomach.

3. Thx for the reminder about tolerances being variables - there must still be mountains of uncharted territory about ketogenic/LC diets, especially regarding complex metabolic effects on over the long haul.

I had read that rather than take the amount of magnesium the lable directs, to increase the dose little by little until you feel it in digestion. So, the dose you need or can tolerate is to be determined over days of slowly increasing supplementation and then backing off by 100mg.
I use a powder form (magnesium carbonate) that I mix with water for exactly this reason. I used to need 500mg twice a day when I ate more vegetables. I would feel it going through my gut if a single dose exceeded that. But upon going carnivore, I had to reduce it to 400mg each dose.
As far as coffee, I add MCT oil to my first cup only. But it's because that dosage is all I need for the mental boost and that stuff is expensive! When I drink more coffee, I'll add only cream or butter usually. But not in amounts as high as the official BPC recipe suggests. I don't need that much to keep me satisfied until the afternoon.
So, self adjustment of the BPC additives to get the right recipe for you is a good idea.

Holy Crap!! I feel like the lucky one, never having had these problems.... But then again my 2c coffee is black and unadulterated and I have never used MCT and hate regular coconut oil. BPC = Butt Pee Coffee

ProCoffeenator wrote: »

I went through this, it only lasted a day. Now I'm fighting the complete opposite. Ugh.

Hmm. In 2.3% of the adult population, the MCT and HWC can form a plug, like when you mix a sweatshirt and a toilet.

Try plain black coffee shooters?