Hey guys ,

I'm a fellow ketoer , and think we should be friends because , well , Im desperate need of some like minded people . I'm frequently active , and I will provide support . I'll tell you you're pretty , and cheer you on . The boys will be called handsome . Whatever . I think I'll make a good new friend , and that you could count on me to pitch a convincing argument - like this one here. I'm like that friend that scores everyone protein powder at a discount .I'm so convincing .
Alright , I'm done being weird . But that's why you should add me .