If you work in an area with a large amount of employees (co-workers, different departments, divisions, etc.) have you ever noticed that the smaller you got, the larger "someone" else becomes? I find that fascinating. I've noticed this trend ever since I entered the work force in the early 90's when I first started battling the bulge. It's like natures way of keeping a balance.

IMHO, it doesn't matter if it's a coincidence, it's still happening. I have two fellow co-workers in my section that are getting paunchier in the mid-section and had to buy new shirts. You know when a guy's getting bigger because he's now wearing button ups when previously he always used to wear the same polo shirts.

This is not a diss, just being observant.