National Look Alike Day.
David Beckham looks like me today, and I know this pleases him to no end.

International Pizza Cake Day.
If it's tall enough to be called a cake, there is too much crust to be bestowed the hallowed honorific "Pizza".

National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day.
Baking it with the top on the bottom eliminates all the calories. Enjoy!

National Lima Bean Respect Day.
The Good Lord gave us the inedible Lima bean to remind us how good every other food is, except liver. Liver is never good.

National Ask an Atheist Day.
Ask one to explain the origin of life after the fourth martini. That's when they make sense.

420 Day.
Celebrate the founding of Waldo.

Fiddlers' Frolics Begins -- Hallettsville, TX
Today, stand on your head while fiddling or other useful things fiddling contest.

汉语日
我会有酸甜的鸡肉和米酒

Birthdays:
Stephen Marley, 45
Tara Leigh Patrick, 45
Derek Morgan, 47
George Douglas McFly, 53
Jessica Phyllis Lange, 68
Hikaru Kato Sulu, 80

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants