World Press Freedom Day.
IMHO the last time we could trust the "press" was when they printed the announcement atop the Cross.

National Two Different Colored Shoes Day.
Not just for hung over adults anymore. Today it's a fashion statement.

National Lumpy Rug Day.
This is about Virtual Spring Cleaning. This is about all the lies, embarrassments, mistakes and mis-deeds swept under the rug. In DC this is Mountainous Rug Day.

Great American Grump Out.
It's only one day per year. All you losers, grumps, curmudgeons and Democrats today you must be pleasant, or at least act happy.

Badminton Horse Trials Begin.
Jumping Test Finals to be held Sunday. Riders must wear proper attire.

National Paranormal Day.
Jog and shower with your house ghost. Share lunch with your poltergeist. Have a drink with your demon. Let your ET borrow your phone. It's their only paid holiday.

Birthdays:
Kenneth Eric Church, 40
Ronald M. Popeil, 82
Francesco Stephen Castelluccio, 83
Ma Bailey, 127

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants