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johnlreeb
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Hurray for Buttons Day.
When will women's clothing have buttons on the right, or men's on the left? Is it because the Left can't stand change? Is it because the Left and Right refuse to co-operate? Perhaps the answer is top button right, second button left, alternating down the garment. A completely unbiased survey of the shirts in my closet proves the Right would still dominate.
National Lost Sock Memorial Day.
The real question isn't the lost sock. It's why did you hang on to the other?
National Moscato Day.
Give us Americans a chance to celebrate any kind of booze, even Italian, and we drink it up. So pop those plastic screw caps and guzzle it down for the good of winos everywhere!
Lawn Mower Day.
The invention of the rotary lawn mower took many thousands of jobs from sheep and added one more nag to the honey-do list.
Birthdays:
Bonnie Rotten, 24
Grace Jane Gummer, 31
Rosario Isabel Dawson, 38
Dave Gahan, 55
William Martin Joel, 68
Murphy Brown, 71
Albert Finney, 81
Glenda May Jackson, 82
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
When will women's clothing have buttons on the right, or men's on the left? Is it because the Left can't stand change? Is it because the Left and Right refuse to co-operate? Perhaps the answer is top button right, second button left, alternating down the garment. A completely unbiased survey of the shirts in my closet proves the Right would still dominate.
National Lost Sock Memorial Day.
The real question isn't the lost sock. It's why did you hang on to the other?
National Moscato Day.
Give us Americans a chance to celebrate any kind of booze, even Italian, and we drink it up. So pop those plastic screw caps and guzzle it down for the good of winos everywhere!
Lawn Mower Day.
The invention of the rotary lawn mower took many thousands of jobs from sheep and added one more nag to the honey-do list.
Birthdays:
Bonnie Rotten, 24
Grace Jane Gummer, 31
Rosario Isabel Dawson, 38
Dave Gahan, 55
William Martin Joel, 68
Murphy Brown, 71
Albert Finney, 81
Glenda May Jackson, 82
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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Actually, the reason women's buttons are on the left is, it was easier for their maids to button them, as they dressed m'lady.0
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Al, please don't convolute my afterthoughts for legitimacy. I try my damnedest for legit holidays without the burden of reason.
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