This week is:
National New Friends, Old Friends Week.
The older I get, the more my memory indulges in old friends becoming brand new ones and new acquaintances are old friends whose names I can't quite remember.

World Trade Week.
No, this does not refer to those "put your keys in the pot" parties.

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Today is:

National Buy a Musical Instrument Day.
May I suggest you buy it from a pawn shop. That's where it'll end up again anyway...or on your treadmill in the basement.

Accounting Day.
I'm so damn excited that I may do debits, credits, nets and grosses all day, and mean incomes just before bed.

National Vanilla Pudding Day.
Can anything be so exciting?
https://youtu.be/UIBvSGTqYVA

World Goth Day.
https://youtu.be/q-RVJyNpfDk

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Birthdays:
Apolo Anton Ohno, 35
Naomi Elaine Campbell, 47
Douglas Stamper, 49
Steven Patrick Morrissey, 58

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants