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johnlreeb
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National Brother Day.
Show him how much you appreciate and love him. Give him a bouquet of noogies, Indian burns, finger bend backs and meaningful, sneak attack, painful back slaps.
National Escargot Day.
Another one of those "look at those cute slimy, shelled pests eating my grape leaves. I bet they would taste good" weird foods. I'm sorry, but if you like Escargot, you like giant cooked boogers.
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Brooklyn Bridge Day.
For a mere $550,000,000 you can buy the naming rights for the next ten years.
Birthdays:
John Christopher Reilly, 52
Alfredo Molina, 54
Priscilla Ann Wagner, 72
Patricia Louise Holt, 73
Robert Allen Zimmerman, 76
Thomas B. Kin Chong, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Show him how much you appreciate and love him. Give him a bouquet of noogies, Indian burns, finger bend backs and meaningful, sneak attack, painful back slaps.
National Escargot Day.
Another one of those "look at those cute slimy, shelled pests eating my grape leaves. I bet they would taste good" weird foods. I'm sorry, but if you like Escargot, you like giant cooked boogers.
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-.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-.. . .- .-. -. / .. - / .. -. / - .... . / -- .. .-.. .. - .- .-. -.-- / .- -. -.. / -. . ...- . .-. / ..- ... . / .. -
Brooklyn Bridge Day.
For a mere $550,000,000 you can buy the naming rights for the next ten years.
Birthdays:
John Christopher Reilly, 52
Alfredo Molina, 54
Priscilla Ann Wagner, 72
Patricia Louise Holt, 73
Robert Allen Zimmerman, 76
Thomas B. Kin Chong, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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"National Escargot Day.
Another one of those "look at those cute slimy, shelled pests eating my grape leaves. I bet they would taste good" weird foods. I'm sorry, but if you like Escargot, you like giant cooked boogers."
John, you made me spit my iced tea out with this one!!! LOL!!! Thanks!!!0 -
Hey if they eat your grape leaves get back at them by eating them. If you get past the thought they are quite tasty and not gritty like clams or oysters. Like lots of things they are good when you get past the thought. I also hated tomatoes as a child too but like them now.0
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I cheated on the morse-code - used a translator.. it's been too long.1
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