This Is National Bourbon Heritage Month.
How many owe their existence to that fine nectar?

Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-fat Pizza Bake Month.
The only ways to make that more of a travesty would be pineapple and a gluten free crust.

Intergeneration Month.
In other words if I want to date a 25 year old, keep your opinions to your self.

Pleasure Your Mate Month.
This is going to be one hell of a month for someone.

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Today is Chicken Boy Day.
Why have they not made a B movie about his life?

Toy Tips Executive Toy Test Day.
So close to total alliteration.

Lazy Moms Day.
Welcome to Walmart.

Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival Begins.
No gloves allowed, but you may lick your fingers.

National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day.
There is a reason nothing rhymes with woman.

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Birthdays:
Joseph Mark Trohman, 32
Gloria María Milagrosa Fajardo García, 60
Phillip Calvin McGraw, 66
Barry Alan Crompton Gibb, 71
Mary Jean Tomlin, 71

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