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johnlreeb
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This week is
Home Office Safety and Security Week
Before you sit down at your computer, don your latex gloves, goggles, clean scrubs, shoe covers, hair net and baseball cap. If those are not readily available, put a fresh condom on the keyboard,
Dating & Life Coaches Recognition Week
The question is should your coaches wear a uniform, suit, or sweats and should your dating coach accompany you everywhere while you are with your date? That could be embarrassing.
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Today is
National Argyle Day
Socks, sweater, pants, shirt, tie, jacket, tam, underwear...all of it all day.
Bubble Bath Day
This year's site is Lake Okeechobee. Bring your own back brush.
Earth's Rotation Day
Our President has proven this only occurs when he is present.
National English Toffee Day
Let's honor the candy that destroyed the teeth of the Brits with it's own American day.
National Man Watcher's Day
You can look, but don't touch. That can get you a severe lecture from HR.
Show and Tell Day at Work Day
This can also get you a trip to HR.
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Birthdays:
Jeremy Spencer Heyde, 45
Stephen William Hawking, 76
Dame Shirley Veronica Bassey, 81
The King, 83
Charles Osgood Wood, 85
Lawrence Samuel Storch, 95
Home Office Safety and Security Week
Before you sit down at your computer, don your latex gloves, goggles, clean scrubs, shoe covers, hair net and baseball cap. If those are not readily available, put a fresh condom on the keyboard,
Dating & Life Coaches Recognition Week
The question is should your coaches wear a uniform, suit, or sweats and should your dating coach accompany you everywhere while you are with your date? That could be embarrassing.
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Today is
National Argyle Day
Socks, sweater, pants, shirt, tie, jacket, tam, underwear...all of it all day.
Bubble Bath Day
This year's site is Lake Okeechobee. Bring your own back brush.
Earth's Rotation Day
Our President has proven this only occurs when he is present.
National English Toffee Day
Let's honor the candy that destroyed the teeth of the Brits with it's own American day.
National Man Watcher's Day
You can look, but don't touch. That can get you a severe lecture from HR.
Show and Tell Day at Work Day
This can also get you a trip to HR.
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Birthdays:
Jeremy Spencer Heyde, 45
Stephen William Hawking, 76
Dame Shirley Veronica Bassey, 81
The King, 83
Charles Osgood Wood, 85
Lawrence Samuel Storch, 95
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I can't believe The King would have been 83 yesterday. I did, however, remember that it was his birthday
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