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johnlreeb
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Judgment Day
Repent! Sorry, too late. They're renting ice skates by the Styx. Your express elevator only goes down. Your highway is eight left lanes loaded with mini vans, Subaru's and Volvo's.
National Bootlegger's Day
Ancestors of your friendly neighborhood drug dealer.
Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
If you don't bring your pet python, it will go to hell. Do you want that on your conscience?
Hot-Buttered Rum Day
Or how to make alcohol bad for your cholesterol.
National Hot Heads Chili Day
Proper chili will activate the coiled tubular subcutaneous glands in your forehead.
Happy 92nd Anniversary George and Gracie!
Happy 2056th Anniversary Mr and Mrs Gaius Octavius!
Birthdays:
Zooey Claire Deschanel, 38
Robert James Ritchie, 47
James Eugene Carrey, 56
Broderick Stephen Harvey, 61
Maurice Richard Povich, 79
James Earl Jones, 87
Betty Marion White, 96
Repent! Sorry, too late. They're renting ice skates by the Styx. Your express elevator only goes down. Your highway is eight left lanes loaded with mini vans, Subaru's and Volvo's.
National Bootlegger's Day
Ancestors of your friendly neighborhood drug dealer.
Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
If you don't bring your pet python, it will go to hell. Do you want that on your conscience?
Hot-Buttered Rum Day
Or how to make alcohol bad for your cholesterol.
National Hot Heads Chili Day
Proper chili will activate the coiled tubular subcutaneous glands in your forehead.
Happy 92nd Anniversary George and Gracie!
Happy 2056th Anniversary Mr and Mrs Gaius Octavius!
Birthdays:
Zooey Claire Deschanel, 38
Robert James Ritchie, 47
James Eugene Carrey, 56
Broderick Stephen Harvey, 61
Maurice Richard Povich, 79
James Earl Jones, 87
Betty Marion White, 96
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Betty White said in a recent interview that she credits vodka and hot dogs to her long life. I knew I liked her.0
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