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  • Soundwave79Soundwave79 Posts: 469Member Member Posts: 469Member Member
    You walk by a group of dudes and ponder how you would go about defending yourself if they all attacked you at once. Which guy poses the biggest threat and how to take him out the quickest etc. etc.
  • c_leeeec_leeee Posts: 144Member Member Posts: 144Member Member
    You HATE being sat at a table in the center of the restaurant because that means your back is to people.
  • Matt200goalMatt200goal Posts: 481Member Member Posts: 481Member Member
    When you go to hug your kids & end up fighting for the underhooks (they take BJJ too).
  • ttippie2000ttippie2000 Posts: 456Member, Premium Member Posts: 456Member, Premium Member
    When you happen to pass your child, also a martial artist, in the hallway, you might attack each other. Your spouse thinks you're both weird and threatens murder if you break anything.
  • bwmalonebwmalone Posts: 2,072Member Member Posts: 2,072Member Member
    Everything on your birthday wish list can be found on KarateMart.com
    edited April 2017
  • ttippie2000ttippie2000 Posts: 456Member, Premium Member Posts: 456Member, Premium Member
    "Kick stance" is a command your dog is trained to do.
  • bwmalonebwmalone Posts: 2,072Member Member Posts: 2,072Member Member
    You have memorized the exact steps required to transform your living room into a practice area.
  • trackercasey76trackercasey76 Posts: 792Member Member Posts: 792Member Member
    You've been knocked out by one of your best friends
  • bwmalonebwmalone Posts: 2,072Member Member Posts: 2,072Member Member
    when you get kicked in the head, you respond with "Thank you, sir!"
  • Sofia_GarciaSofia_Garcia Posts: 415Member Member Posts: 415Member Member
    When the mat the place that makes you fell alive!!!!
  • atsteeleatsteele Posts: 1,365Member Member Posts: 1,365Member Member
    You can’t stop calling everyone “Sir” or “Ma’am”.
  • BoxerBrawlerBoxerBrawler Posts: 1,989Member Member Posts: 1,989Member Member
    Coming to this late but....
    When you can't meet/greet anyone ever without throwing an elbow as a joke lol
  • BoxerBrawlerBoxerBrawler Posts: 1,989Member Member Posts: 1,989Member Member
    When you're trying to sleep at night and muscle memory kicks in and you start kicking and punching involuntarily... heehee.. love that! My husband, not so much!
  • TheRoadDogTheRoadDog Posts: 11,863Member Member Posts: 11,863Member Member
    When you analyze the posture, gait and movement of everyone you approach on the street.
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