How to ask for it?

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  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    It isn't hard to get laid. It can be hard to get laid by the one you want to get laid by/with.
  • MirelaH
    MirelaH Posts: 129 Member
    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    It isn't hard to get laid. It can be hard to get laid by the one you want to get laid by/with.

    So true!
  • jbella99
    jbella99 Posts: 596 Member
    Thank you all for the suggestions! lol So many good ones!

    Because he lives over an hour away I decided I would just text him and make my intentions known. I haven't heard back from him and I doubt I will ever hear from him again! :grumble:

    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    Move to Manitoba.... Harder to find a guy that doesn't want just a fwb.
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    Thank you all for the suggestions! lol So many good ones!

    Because he lives over an hour away I decided I would just text him and make my intentions known. I haven't heard back from him and I doubt I will ever hear from him again! :grumble:

    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    Wow!! Seriously?? Perhaps he just needs some time to think about it ?? :bigsmile: Orrrr

    Like @atjays said, eh could be a virgin! Or as @Jeneba said, he might have issues!!

    Orrrrrrrrrrr, he might want to be more than a FWB :love:
  • 2stepz
    2stepz Posts: 814 Member
    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    It isn't hard to get laid. It can be hard to get laid by the one you want to get laid by/with.

    +1000
  • MirelaH
    MirelaH Posts: 129 Member
    Thank you all for the suggestions! lol So many good ones!

    Because he lives over an hour away I decided I would just text him and make my intentions known. I haven't heard back from him and I doubt I will ever hear from him again! :grumble:

    Oh well, I'll just have to find someone else! I never thought it would be this hard to get laid! :noway:

    Wow!! Seriously?? Perhaps he just needs some time to think about it ?? :bigsmile: Orrrr

    Like @atjays said, eh could be a virgin! Or as @Jeneba said, he might have issues!!

    Orrrrrrrrrrr, he might want to be more than a FWB :love:

    30 year old virgin??? Yikes! If it's true I am so glad I dodged that bullet! Last guy I hooked up with didn't know the doggy style position! WTF?? No thanks! :huh:
  • 2stepz
    2stepz Posts: 814 Member
    In my experience, don't discount the 30 year old virgins. Years of self-education needing an outlet can lead to some VERY interesting and enjoyable times. ... Damn he was talented...

    ... moving on before I get too wound up to work...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Change male for female/vice versa. As below lol

    The Naked Man is a technique to sleep over, even after the most horrible date. You have these times, that nothing is really working out. There is nothing you can do, the date just didn't go as hoped/expected. Maybe she/he wasn't interested in you, maybe you weren't interested in your date or maybe you just suck at dating. All possible options and these things just happen. But what can you do? Well, the Naked Man.

    What you do with the Naked Man is a last resort. If the date went obviously wrong and you know for 100% sure you are not going to get laid tonight you can pull this card. Arrived at her door, she is obviously not going to ask you in, but you can actually ask if you can come in for going to the bathroom or something. Ask her if you can have one glass of water, because you are having a bladder problem or something. You need to get inside, that is the most important part.

    When you are inside, wait until she goes to another room. Undress as fast as you can. And make sure to be naked when she gets back in the room with you.

    Now, you will have 66,66% chance that she will think 'whatever' and go for it. The other third of a chance? Is that you get hit and you will need to walk back home, naked.

    She will laugh. But by being surprised, impressed by your confidence, you will definitely have a shot.

    Shall I call you Barney?? lol
  • DrewMaxwell
    DrewMaxwell Posts: 269 Member
    Just jump him! he's a guy and that's a strong enough message.......just climb onhis lap and make out with him and grind the hips a little. Easy peasy :)

    ^^^^That'll do it!
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
    as good as their answers sound, if he's really shy, you might freak him out. you may want to try a subtle touch and see how he reacts... and no, i don't mean touching his junk... but a hand on his arm while you look into his eyes meaningfully while smiling would probably do the trick...

    I am pretty shy myself but I know how to take not-so-subtle hints. The subtle hints are a different story......

    so if i put my hand on your wrist and looked up into your face with a little smile, you wouldn't know what to do next?

    Well obviously this is the time where a kiss would be appropriate. I wouldn't view this as a signal to jump in the sack though...which I think is where the OP was going with this
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    :drinker: Thats an easy one...take his hand put it on your breast, let him get used to the idea, then move it further south, that will build his confidence and won't freak him out. I just hope he doesn't have an "American Pie" moment! Good Luck
  • The_Iron
    The_Iron Posts: 288
    Go into the bathroom
    Walk out naked

    The end.

    .... Too subtle?

    I wholeheartedly agree with this statement and it would take me every bit of 2.3579 seconds to be stripped down to nothing myself. Nice.
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    In my experience, don't discount the 30 year old virgins. Years of self-education needing an outlet can lead to some VERY interesting and enjoyable times. ... Damn he was talented...

    ... moving on before I get too wound up to work...

    I agree. It's not like all virgins are sheltered and think pokemon is orgasmic.
  • misty10franke
    misty10franke Posts: 10 Member
    If I want something i get it! so just jump him!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I might be feeling extra frisky today (it's FRIDAY!!! :bigsmile: ) but just the question... "How to ask for it??" sounds freaking sexy... :devil:
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    I might be feeling extra frisky today (it's FRIDAY!!! :bigsmile: ) but just the question... "How to ask for it??" sounds freaking sexy... :devil:

    Tee hee! Me tooooooooo! Twirly bird!!!! lol :glasses:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I might be feeling extra frisky today (it's FRIDAY!!! :bigsmile: ) but just the question... "How to ask for it??" sounds freaking sexy... :devil:

    Tee hee! Me tooooooooo! Twirly bird!!!! lol :glasses:

    Can't wait to see Smiley later. :devil: :bigsmile:

    He's cooking dinner for me. :heart:
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    I might be feeling extra frisky today (it's FRIDAY!!! :bigsmile: ) but just the question... "How to ask for it??" sounds freaking sexy... :devil:

    Tee hee! Me tooooooooo! Twirly bird!!!! lol :glasses:

    Can't wait to see Smiley later. :devil: :bigsmile:

    He's cooking dinner for me. :heart:

    UGH! So not fair!!! lol
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    Any advice? I wish men weren't so complicated!

    This is the problem, men mostly are not complicated we like, food, fun, and sex the order may vary. We don't tend to over think things unless women are involved.

    This is the big one here: Subtle doesn't work, it just confuses us. It prevents us from thinking about food, fun, and sex.

    Just tell him you want more.
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