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I'm very very NE, near OBX

I'm 28, I'm sure we can talk about my member...

Yes :)

I just came here to say "that's what she said".

I started when it was less heavy than usual, and lifting has been the single most effective anti-depressant I've tried. It's difficult to start some days, especially when you fall deep into the hole. I've left myself little reminders in places I frequent when I'm depressed (places I write, etc) and that helps remind me…

Seriously?

In my personal opinion... Establishing better habits for yourself, your wife, and her, will pay off a lot more than getting her worried about calories at this stage. lay the foundation to a healthy life, and she'll never have to track :D

www.soylent.com makes breakfast/lunch really easy for me, and I look forward to a good healthy dinner. It's great, as long as you can get over the fact that it's a human byproduct.

The same reason you don't like gay men if you're straight. The lack of physical attraction. I'm assuming your use of 'like' means an attraction, not that lesbians hate cis men.

I'm always a fan and big proponent of self love.

43.6 Just kidding :) Your best bet is to get a Heart Rate Monitor like a polar FT4 or something similar. You can also find plenty of websites that will take an activity, your weight/age/etc, and give an estimate of how many calories you burned during said activity. With that, be cautioned... none of this is an exact…

Dude, they use that stuff in nuclear fission... keep it away from me.

tomato sauce Bolognese

Improving yourself is commendable, no matter the age you decide to do it. Congrats for taking your first step! If you want some no-bs honest advice, I'd strongly recommend you join this group: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/group/10118-eat-train-progress

Oh look, another special snowflake...

avada kedavra

I actually tried them (for free) from a friend. Liquid orange sharts, even when eating less fat than they recommend. I couldn't fart without being over a toilet for a month. It did give the toilet a really cool 'oil globule' look to the top of the water though, like adding vegetable oil to poopy water.

This would solve so many problems...

The terms you're using as 'proof' for your claim are marketing terms. People are told to indulge themselves and that they 'deserve to be pampered', just buy this artisan chocolate, or this decadent ice cream. Congratulations, you bought the marketing hook line and sinker.

There is hope! yay!

My kids love them!

Yes, because my real GF is open to sharing :)

Currently in Norfolk, VA moving down near OBX next month :) ETA: forgot to add, wife and I are both bi.

Why not? Marines are the same as women :P

Prancersize. Cardio and toning combined.

If you're following the thing you linked, you're doing a disservice to yourself. There was nothing overly healthy about the food I/we ate in the military, our big thing was staying active... So what is it that you're actually getting from them? A bunch of ways to cut weight quick for weigh ins? That's also not a terribly…

As a veteran, that's the dumbest sh** I've ever seen. The REAL military works out a lot, and eats a lot... like 4k+ a day. There is nothing healthy about losing 10 pounds a week (the exception being super-morbidly obese) If you have thyroid issues, get them taken care of, don't destroy your body for vanity.

If you need a second opinion, I would be more than happy to provide my services as well...

Are you going down the only road you've ever known? Like a drifter, were you born to walk alone?

Fitbit doesn't make a c**** ring, I asked...