davesgalforever Member

Thought you were against plastic surgery??

I'm laughing so hard right now!

LMAO!!

The goonies Shelby was right, it is a brown football helmet.

Steel magnolios "Why are you so old?"

@no_pink_skirts it's the other sister. Carry on.

Something about mary It's a fun shoe mom!

Mowed the lawn.....like a BOSS!

DMB-Dave Matthews

My kids :)

Just woke up to my basset hound barking his stupid head off, not looking great.

It was a joke because of the pic on the box in op's post. Of course I played battleship :)

Ghonasyphaherpalaids

No I was too busy playing with my easy bake oven and house cleaning toys :(

Hope floats I'd rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.

I had a one eyed cat when I was a kid. We named him geek, mainly because when he meowed it sounded more like geeeekkk than meow.

Double tap! Hee hee!

That's friggin hilarious!

Bayco SL-8904 Professional 15 Amp 50-Foot Retractable Cord Reel 4 Outlets for the hubby...lol!

"Accidentally" huh? :)

You are not forgiven! ;)

My vape, it's like an appendage.

Don't they have hands only cpr now?

Kids suck :)

That's a hot *kitten*!

Coke zero, I like to live on the edge ;)

Lmao! Cute

Oh I watch you there through the window And I stare at you You wear nothing but you wear it so well tied up and twisted the way I'd like to be For you, for me, come crash into me Dave Matthews Band-Crash

The first rule of fit club is......you know the rest.