Poem about your weight loss??

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dongarvin
dongarvin Posts: 41 Member
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Fried foods, denied foods. Just a prelude to my bad mood.
I want some Burger King and onion rings. And some sugar powdered sweetened things.
My malady is my calories. I can’t go over my dietary salary.
I gotta eat right, eat less, eat light, eat best. Exercise and exorcise my yearnings.
Stay inside my dietary earnings.
I keep up my morale by logging into My Fitness Pal,
where I can then rationale my strife for better health.
Amassing a world of athletic wealth.
So to all of us in this fight, in this dietary righteous plight,
here we can all unite and learn to eat the foods that right.
[bongo drums...finger snapping] Groovy. B)

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  • RossinMaine
    RossinMaine Posts: 3 Member
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    outstanding, thanks Don garvin
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I was so glad to see, that I had lost that 43
    but then I looked again and I had gained back ten
    The only one to blame is me
    Gotta be that Sexy Mama I was meant to be
    Not gonna wait another year
    Gotta get myass in gear
    Gonna be so proud of me
    Just you wait and see! :smiley:
  • dongarvin
    dongarvin Posts: 41 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I was so glad to see, that I had lost that 43
    but then I looked again and I had gained back ten
    The only one to blame is me
    Gotta be that Sexy Mama I was meant to be
    Not gonna wait another year
    Gotta get myass in gear
    Gonna be so proud of me
    Just you wait and see! :smiley:

    Awesome!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    edited June 2015
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    There once was a chick named Bucky,
    Who thought she got lucky,
    With a loss of ten,
    To bring on the men,
    To hopefully give her a good f***y

    :D:D:D

  • ccourcha
    ccourcha Posts: 316 Member
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    Bucky83 wrote: »
    There once was a chick named Bucky,
    Who thought she got lucky,
    With a loss of ten,
    To bring on the men,
    To hopefully give her a good f***y

    LOL that's awesome!
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
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    I eat less
    so now I weigh less
  • ErynColeMerz19
    ErynColeMerz19 Posts: 372 Member
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    wahoowad wrote: »
    I eat less
    so now I weigh less

    lol that's perfection. you could be Shakspeare!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    wahoowad wrote: »
    I eat less
    so now I weigh less

    Rhyming 'less' with 'less'.

    Brilliant.

    *claps enthusiastically*
  • moribunny
    moribunny Posts: 417 Member
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    There is a girl who goes by Bun
    who thought eating more was more fun.
    Until she amassed size
    and clothes she began to despise.
    Now she's come to realize
    there's more to life than extra fries,
    and is making choices that are considerably more wise.
  • ccourcha
    ccourcha Posts: 316 Member
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    Beer, our friendship must be put on hold
    Fear, of you fattening me up again to weight untold
    Clear, I must be in my goal
    Cheer, I will do so when I can finally see my pole
    -Me
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
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    Sweets.
    Treats.
    Bacon.
    Cheeseburger.
    One Sherry Trifle.
    All good things, in moderation.
  • ErynColeMerz19
    ErynColeMerz19 Posts: 372 Member
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    Look at that girl
    she seems so confident
    She looks so skinny
    but have you seen what she does to herself
    she doesn't eat
    she avoids meals
    she's doing this for society
    she's doing this because she hates herself
    yeah she seems confident
    unless you've seen her true intentions

    (poems don't have to rhyme and you didn't say what kind of weight loss...)
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
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    ccourcha wrote: »
    Beer, our friendship must be put on hold
    Fear, of you fattening me up again to weight untold
    Clear, I must be in my goal
    Cheer, I will do so when I can finally see my pole
    -Me

    I'm laughing so hard right now!
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    My weight loss haiku
    I'm a sinking ship
    With a crew bailing water
    With only a thimble
  • dongarvin
    dongarvin Posts: 41 Member
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    I am so digging the creativity of these posts!

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