Poem about your weight loss??

dongarvin

Fried foods, denied foods. Just a prelude to my bad mood.
I want some Burger King and onion rings. And some sugar powdered sweetened things.
My malady is my calories. I can’t go over my dietary salary.
I gotta eat right, eat less, eat light, eat best. Exercise and exorcise my yearnings.
Stay inside my dietary earnings.
I keep up my morale by logging into My Fitness Pal,
where I can then rationale my strife for better health.
Amassing a world of athletic wealth.
So to all of us in this fight, in this dietary righteous plight,
here we can all unite and learn to eat the foods that right.
[bongo drums...finger snapping] Groovy.

RossinMaine

outstanding, thanks Don garvin

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was so glad to see, that I had lost that 43
but then I looked again and I had gained back ten
The only one to blame is me
Gotta be that Sexy Mama I was meant to be
Not gonna wait another year
Gotta get myass in gear
Gonna be so proud of me
Just you wait and see!

dongarvin

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I was so glad to see, that I had lost that 43
but then I looked again and I had gained back ten
The only one to blame is me
Gotta be that Sexy Mama I was meant to be
Not gonna wait another year
Gotta get myass in gear
Gonna be so proud of me
Just you wait and see!

Awesome!

Bucky83

There once was a chick named Bucky,
Who thought she got lucky,
With a loss of ten,
To bring on the men,
To hopefully give her a good f***y

ccourcha

Bucky83 wrote: »

There once was a chick named Bucky,
Who thought she got lucky,
With a loss of ten,
To bring on the men,
To hopefully give her a good f***y

LOL that's awesome!

W_Stewart

I eat less
so now I weigh less

ErynColeMerz19

wahoowad wrote: »

I eat less
so now I weigh less

lol that's perfection. you could be Shakspeare!

Bucky83

wahoowad wrote: »

I eat less
so now I weigh less

Rhyming 'less' with 'less'.

Brilliant.

*claps enthusiastically*

moribunny

There is a girl who goes by Bun
who thought eating more was more fun.
Until she amassed size
and clothes she began to despise.
Now she's come to realize
there's more to life than extra fries,
and is making choices that are considerably more wise.

ccourcha

Beer, our friendship must be put on hold
Fear, of you fattening me up again to weight untold
Clear, I must be in my goal
Cheer, I will do so when I can finally see my pole
-Me

SherrieTrifle

Sweets.
Treats.
Bacon.
Cheeseburger.
One Sherry Trifle.
All good things, in moderation.

ErynColeMerz19

Look at that girl
she seems so confident
She looks so skinny
but have you seen what she does to herself
she doesn't eat
she avoids meals
she's doing this for society
she's doing this because she hates herself
yeah she seems confident
unless you've seen her true intentions

(poems don't have to rhyme and you didn't say what kind of weight loss...)

davesgalforever

ccourcha wrote: »

Beer, our friendship must be put on hold
Fear, of you fattening me up again to weight untold
Clear, I must be in my goal
Cheer, I will do so when I can finally see my pole
-Me

I'm laughing so hard right now!

Gabrielm80

My weight loss haiku

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I'm a sinking ship
With a crew bailing water
With only a thimble

dongarvin

I am so digging the creativity of these posts!