What's the most cleverest song lyrics you've heard?

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CrazyTurnip
CrazyTurnip Posts: 48 Member
Can be clever/ funny/ inspirational etc... :)

E.g: Drawing Board by George Ezra "You said you needed a haircut I recommend Mr Todd, of all the men in this big bad world, he's perfect for the job"

Pink Floyd "All in all you're just another brick in the wall"

Steely Dan "You've been telling me you're a genius since you were 17, in all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean"

:)

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  • equinegirl200
    equinegirl200 Posts: 35 Member
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    The clock ticks life away, its so unreal.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, here's my number. Call me, maybe?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Not clever but pretty: The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun..."
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    My Darkest Days - There’s no reflection when you look in the mirror, You’re out for blood and you can smell the fear, You need poison, Like it’s the only thing that keeps you alive, You hear voices, They just keep telling you, you need me tonight

    Kanye West - His baby mamma car and crib is bigger than his, You will see him on TV any given Sunday, Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai, She was supposed to buy your shorty TYCO with your money, She went to the doctor got lipo with your money
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
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    Pendragon - 'the world's full of fools too scared to climb the peaks of the truth and there's nothing you can do about that'.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! - lmfao
    I like a girl on the dirty side - Colt Ford
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
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    Oh I watch you there
    through the window
    And I stare at you
    You wear nothing but you
    wear it so well
    tied up and twisted
    the way I'd like to be
    For you, for me, come crash 
    into me

    Dave Matthews Band-Crash
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    Oh I watch you there
    through the window
    And I stare at you
    You wear nothing but you
    wear it so well
    tied up and twisted
    the way I'd like to be
    For you, for me, come crash 
    into me

    Dave Matthews Band-Crash

    <3 DMB!
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
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    " I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes. Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons" - Dwayne Michael Carter Jr
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    If there's a rustle in your hedge row, don't be alarmed now
    its just a spring clean for the may queen
    and there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run..
    there's still time to change the road you're on.
  • MisterZ33
    MisterZ33 Posts: 567 Member
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    Hold me now I feel contagious
    Am I the only place that you've left to go
    She cries her life is like
    Some movie black and white
    Dead actors faking lines
    Over and over and over again she cries

    Fuel - Hemorrhage

    don't know if it is the cleverest, but the lyrics are memorable to me.
  • fadingweight
    fadingweight Posts: 25 Member
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    "And why stay if you hate it so much?
    You think you're, well, cool.
    You just write about sex and killing yourself and how you hardly ever
    went to school."
    So Far (It's Alright) // the 1975

    I am a lyric junkie. I'm always obsessed with googling lyrics and I end up just with notebooks full of lines from songs that I've heard. That's my favorite song right now, so I thought I'd go with that.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    *kitten* caught a body 'bout a week ago
    *kitten* with us and then we tweaking, hoe
    Run up on that *kitten* get to squeezing, hoe
    Everybody catching bullet holes
    Niggas got me on my bully yo

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  • glistug
    glistug Posts: 5 Member
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    Life goes on within you and without you
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You got a drumstick and your brain starts tickin'.
    Watchin' X-Files with no lights on.


    Inspirational.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    edited May 2015
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    Even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger
  • Terrappyn1
    Terrappyn1 Posts: 51 Member
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    My life is like a lemon drop
    I'm suckin' on the bitter to get to the sweet part
    I know there are better days ahead

    ~Pistol Annies
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    The last thing I saw
    was the big long saw,
    Got the cut in half blues.
    - Beck