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I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!

Day 2 dinner... GET THOSE SPROUT DOWN YOU LOVE! You'll fart a stone off in minutes! Hahahahaha

So if I get a daily dose of Oprah... I'll never be fat again? Sign me up!

If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha

You do realise Lipo won't keep fat at bay right?

A normal sized portion of cereal is 30g. And trust me... That's less than a couple of handfuls.

And neither of them have an issue with a woman trying to conceive being on a liquid low calorie diet? Wowzers. No way my GP would advocate something like that. Good luck.

If you are trying for a baby... You shouldn't be doing a VLCD!!!!

People people people! I'm doing the Scarsdale diet next to shift 1lb a day... If I stick to it for 156 days... I will no longer exist... I'll be like the David Copperfield of the dieting world!!!! Who's with me?!

Weigh and track your food. You are probably eating more than you realise. Congrats on the weight loss so far.

I'm also a Doctor... A Doctor of "Sigh not this again"

Just Googled... His neck looks like a Lady Garden. He can keep his pound a day weight loss. >:)

Water weight :) well done on the loss

No! If you do you will put 6lbs on which is freaking ridiculous!!!!!!!

A pound in 11 days is great. Better than another pound gained. ;)

We treat stretch marks at the clinic I work at. You can soften them with Dermaroller but it takes ages and costs a fortune. My advice? Keep your skin well moisturised and learn to love them like I have. Lol

If you are setting a baseline of 1200 calories you would need to eat your exercise calories back. 1200 is the lowest MFP will recommend you stick to. I would look for a less aggressive goal of 1lb a week so you have more calories to play with. 1200 calories made me angry. :neutral:

I have PCOS. I don't exercise other than walking. I'm 5ft2. I started at 182 and am currently 158. Since January. So yep you can lose weight without exercising. I have 1480 calories a day and lose 1lb a week. I find protein and fat are my friend. My carbs I make sure are more veg, brown rice, brown pasta based etc. You can…

Morning @kathyway7810 All I'd say is avoid any of the detox, skinny pills, waaaah I put a pound on overnight and how can I lose belly fat right this second threads ha ha! Welcome on board!

Hmm can I hire one of those lovely men who shout at me and tell me I'll never lose weight if I don't bleed sweat through my toes? Oh yeah... That's a PT right?

They always say if it's too good to be true it usually is. So rather than eating less and moving more... I'm going to blend chicken breasts and drop in a few bottles of raspberry ketones. That's sure to make me skinny right?

I slept for 8 hours. Why have I not lost 3 stone overnight?

Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month. :lol: @dawnsnarks

If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?

I have on most days 50% carbs. I have PCOS and have lost 1stone10lb since January. So yep it's possible to lose weight eating carbs :)

I looked at a picture of Bradley Cooper and totally lost 2.5 pounds by drooling for an hour...

ONLY 12?? You aren't setting your sights high enough... Aim for at least two stone in a week!

Err what about Herbalife? Coz you know... Liver damage is ALL the rage...

Thanks everyone. This was a much needed giggle. Had a tough staying with it day and this reminded me why I am doing what I am doing :lol:

You need to eat your body weight in soap which will wash away any toxins...