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  • Posts: 3 Member
    Waaaaiiiit...by "move more," do you mean drinking salt water and senna tea? Because I heard I won't lose weight unless I hang out in the bathroom for three hours pooping and crying.
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    phill_143 wrote: »
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    Also, wine ;)

    True :smiley:
  • Posts: 2,846 Member
    The only thing wrong with the sentiment in the OP is that you didn't charge money for it.
  • Posts: 48 Member
    I knoooow. I work at a weight loss clinic "how about to start you weight/measure all of your intake and journal it and we'll discuss a healthy deficit?"

    "NO! What can I buy??" "Why won't you give me drugs?" "what kind of shot or supplement will you sell me" "what kind of wacky regimen can I do?"
  • Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited April 2015
    It only works if you are eating "clean" foods. ;)
  • Posts: 1,018 Member
    Thanks everyone. This was a much needed giggle. Had a tough staying with it day and this reminded me why I am doing what I am doing :lol:
  • Posts: 1,018 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    It only works if you are eating "clean" foods. ;)

    Err what about Herbalife? Coz you know... Liver damage is ALL the rage...
  • Posts: 1,293 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
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    I finished my Peeps last night and woke up 1.8 pounds lighter. Obviously that was the reason and not that I was nauseous all afternoon.
    Well, that does it for me.

    Putting myself on the Peeps diet!!! With this I'm sure to lose 12 pounds by next week!

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    FluffySandwich wrote: »
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    Well, that does it for me.

    Putting myself on the Peeps diet!!! With this I'm sure to lose 12 pounds by next week!

    ONLY 12?? You aren't setting your sights high enough... Aim for at least two stone in a week!
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    aimeerace wrote: »
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    ONLY 12?? You aren't setting your sights high enough... Aim for at least two stone in a week!
    Thanks for the motivation, you're certainly correct! I'm sure by eating one fourth of a peep and fifteen laxatives per day, I may even be able to lose 30 pounds by Monday! I can't wait to see my new slender body on those internet ads... "Doctors hate her!''
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  • Posts: 5,481 Member
    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.
  • Posts: 1,243 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.

    And don't eat back your exercise calories because that will make you like... so skinny *giggle* *giggle*
  • Posts: 5,481 Member
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!
  • Posts: 1,018 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    I looked at a picture of Bradley Cooper and totally lost 2.5 pounds by drooling for an hour...
  • Posts: 1,938 Member
    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!
  • Posts: 1,293 Member
    edited April 2015
    EWJLang wrote: »
    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!

    Studies have shown that if you reverse eat (insert the food into your an*L (that word is censored?) canal), the calories will go straight to your butt. This way you can bypass having the fat distributed to the other parts of your body, effectively starving them and become the slender woman you always wanted to be... but with a BIG BOOTY!
  • Posts: 701 Member
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
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    IAmTheGlue wrote: »
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    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:

    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?
  • Posts: 101 Member
    I <3 every one of you. That is all
  • Posts: 1,018 Member
    dawnsnarks wrote: »
    I <3 every one of you. That is all

    Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.

    :lol:@dawnsnarks
  • Posts: 736 Member
    Bahahahahaha
    StefanyRiley wrote: »
    Waaaaiiiit...by "move more," do you mean drinking salt water and senna tea? Because I heard I won't lose weight unless I hang out in the bathroom for three hours pooping and crying.

    Bahahahahaha
    I love it. You made me snort
  • Posts: 701 Member
    edited April 2015
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
    aimeerace wrote: »
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    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?

    Good question! That might work *if* you gather them at midnight under a full moon. :smiley:
  • Posts: 15,149 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    Right!
  • Posts: 15,149 Member
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!
  • Posts: 27,732 Member
    That's not going to work for me.

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  • Posts: 17,562 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.
  • Posts: 15,149 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
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    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    Snort!
  • Posts: 15,149 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
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    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    I hear I should add green tea too!?
  • Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited April 2015
    You all are mean!!!! *stomping off to go start a new everyone is mean post*

    ETA: Ohh and muscle weighs more then fat!!! So there!!! :P
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