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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
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    Serah87 wrote: »
    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.

    And don't eat back your exercise calories because that will make you like... so skinny *giggle* *giggle*
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    I looked at a picture of Bradley Cooper and totally lost 2.5 pounds by drooling for an hour...
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
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    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!
  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
    edited April 2015
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    EWJLang wrote: »
    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!

    Studies have shown that if you reverse eat (insert the food into your an*L (that word is censored?) canal), the calories will go straight to your butt. This way you can bypass having the fat distributed to the other parts of your body, effectively starving them and become the slender woman you always wanted to be... but with a BIG BOOTY!
  • IAmTheGlue
    IAmTheGlue Posts: 701 Member
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    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    IAmTheGlue wrote: »
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:

    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?
  • dawnsnarks
    dawnsnarks Posts: 101 Member
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    I <3 every one of you. That is all
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
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    dawnsnarks wrote: »
    I <3 every one of you. That is all

    Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.

    :lol:@dawnsnarks
  • karen_fitzgibbon
    karen_fitzgibbon Posts: 736 Member
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    Bahahahahaha
    StefanyRiley wrote: »
    Waaaaiiiit...by "move more," do you mean drinking salt water and senna tea? Because I heard I won't lose weight unless I hang out in the bathroom for three hours pooping and crying.

    Bahahahahaha
    I love it. You made me snort
  • IAmTheGlue
    IAmTheGlue Posts: 701 Member
    edited April 2015
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    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
    aimeerace wrote: »
    IAmTheGlue wrote: »
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:

    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?

    Good question! That might work *if* you gather them at midnight under a full moon. :smiley:
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    Right!
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,565 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    That's not going to work for me.

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    malibu927 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    Snort!
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    malibu927 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    I hear I should add green tea too!?
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited April 2015
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    You all are mean!!!! *stomping off to go start a new everyone is mean post*

    ETA: Ohh and muscle weighs more then fat!!! So there!!! :P

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