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  • StefanyRiley
    StefanyRiley Posts: 3 Member
    Waaaaiiiit...by "move more," do you mean drinking salt water and senna tea? Because I heard I won't lose weight unless I hang out in the bathroom for three hours pooping and crying.
  • Mrsallen6_11
    Mrsallen6_11 Posts: 416 Member
    phill_143 wrote: »
    Mrsallen6_11 wrote: »
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    Also, wine ;)

    True :smiley:
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    The only thing wrong with the sentiment in the OP is that you didn't charge money for it.
  • cresyluna
    cresyluna Posts: 48 Member
    I knoooow. I work at a weight loss clinic "how about to start you weight/measure all of your intake and journal it and we'll discuss a healthy deficit?"

    "NO! What can I buy??" "Why won't you give me drugs?" "what kind of shot or supplement will you sell me" "what kind of wacky regimen can I do?"
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited April 2015
    It only works if you are eating "clean" foods. ;)
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    Thanks everyone. This was a much needed giggle. Had a tough staying with it day and this reminded me why I am doing what I am doing :lol:
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    It only works if you are eating "clean" foods. ;)

    Err what about Herbalife? Coz you know... Liver damage is ALL the rage...
  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    aimeerace wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha

    I finished my Peeps last night and woke up 1.8 pounds lighter. Obviously that was the reason and not that I was nauseous all afternoon.
    Well, that does it for me.

    Putting myself on the Peeps diet!!! With this I'm sure to lose 12 pounds by next week!

  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    FluffySandwich wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    aimeerace wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha

    I finished my Peeps last night and woke up 1.8 pounds lighter. Obviously that was the reason and not that I was nauseous all afternoon.
    Well, that does it for me.

    Putting myself on the Peeps diet!!! With this I'm sure to lose 12 pounds by next week!

    ONLY 12?? You aren't setting your sights high enough... Aim for at least two stone in a week!
  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
    aimeerace wrote: »
    FluffySandwich wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    aimeerace wrote: »
    malibu927 wrote: »
    But detoxes!

    BRING OUT THE PEEPS! Ha

    I finished my Peeps last night and woke up 1.8 pounds lighter. Obviously that was the reason and not that I was nauseous all afternoon.
    Well, that does it for me.

    Putting myself on the Peeps diet!!! With this I'm sure to lose 12 pounds by next week!

    ONLY 12?? You aren't setting your sights high enough... Aim for at least two stone in a week!
    Thanks for the motivation, you're certainly correct! I'm sure by eating one fourth of a peep and fifteen laxatives per day, I may even be able to lose 30 pounds by Monday! I can't wait to see my new slender body on those internet ads... "Doctors hate her!''
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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    If you are not doing 1200 calories you are not doing it right.

    And don't eat back your exercise calories because that will make you like... so skinny *giggle* *giggle*
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    I looked at a picture of Bradley Cooper and totally lost 2.5 pounds by drooling for an hour...
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!
  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
    edited April 2015
    EWJLang wrote: »
    How can I get my measurements to 38-18-52? Need to do this by June 1. Currently 36-36-38. Thanks!

    Studies have shown that if you reverse eat (insert the food into your an*L (that word is censored?) canal), the calories will go straight to your butt. This way you can bypass having the fat distributed to the other parts of your body, effectively starving them and become the slender woman you always wanted to be... but with a BIG BOOTY!
  • IAmTheGlue
    IAmTheGlue Posts: 701 Member
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    IAmTheGlue wrote: »
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:

    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?
  • dawnsnarks
    dawnsnarks Posts: 101 Member
    I <3 every one of you. That is all
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    dawnsnarks wrote: »
    I <3 every one of you. That is all

    Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.

    :lol:@dawnsnarks
  • karen_fitzgibbon
    karen_fitzgibbon Posts: 736 Member
    Bahahahahaha
    StefanyRiley wrote: »
    Waaaaiiiit...by "move more," do you mean drinking salt water and senna tea? Because I heard I won't lose weight unless I hang out in the bathroom for three hours pooping and crying.

    Bahahahahaha
    I love it. You made me snort
  • IAmTheGlue
    IAmTheGlue Posts: 701 Member
    edited April 2015
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:
    aimeerace wrote: »
    IAmTheGlue wrote: »
    kellienw335 wrote: »
    No, No, No! I refute your logic! Intermitten Fasting followed by the Master Peep Cleanse and then ingesting pine cones! It will change your life! @tincanonastring @IAmTheGlue

    Yep! Eating pinecones works! :wink:

    If I have a small appetite @IAmTheGlue will acorns work?

    Good question! That might work *if* you gather them at midnight under a full moon. :smiley:
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    Help me, I want to give up, I gained .01 pounds!!

    Right!
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    That's not going to work for me.

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    Snort!
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    malibu927 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    "What am I doing wrong"? It's been 3 days, I'm watching what I eat and I haven't lost a thing!

    You're in starvation mode. Increase your calories to lose again.

    I hear I should add green tea too!?
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    edited April 2015
    You all are mean!!!! *stomping off to go start a new everyone is mean post*

    ETA: Ohh and muscle weighs more then fat!!! So there!!! :P
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