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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »
But is your poop black sludge? IF IT'S NOT BLACK SLUDGE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil0 -
FluffySandwich wrote: »I second that you should trust Dr. Oz, but you should also sort through your poop with toothpicks to make sure it is full of cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper is bound to toxins, so if you see cayenne pepper, you're probably doing it right!!
And if you DON'T see cayenne pepper, move up your intake to five cups of it per day. You should see results and lose about 15 pounds per day as well as lose all the toxins in your body
And possibly your will to live, but don't worry about that.
I heard that that's how Beyoncé stays so skinny. True story yo.
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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »
But is your poop black sludge? IF IT'S NOT BLACK SLUDGE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil
So if I get a daily dose of Oprah... I'll never be fat again? Sign me up!
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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »
But is your poop black sludge? IF IT'S NOT BLACK SLUDGE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil
True. Because Dr. Phil is definitely one of Oprah's farts.0 -
dawnsnarks wrote: »I
every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.
@dawnsnarks
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dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!0 -
No peeps but how do you feel about the Starburst Jelly Bean detox?dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!
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dawnsnarks wrote: »
No peeps but how do you feel about the Starburst Jelly Bean detox?dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!
Oh my gosh... I'll try anything if someone promises me I'll lose weight!0 -
I was thinking of trying the Sunken Ship detox. What you do is send yourself out into the middle of the ocean and take in up to a gallon of salt water per day. The salt is supposed to flush out your system and guarantee a quick 20 pound per week weight loss. That's not even taking into consideration the weight you'll drop when living off IV fluids!0
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I need to lose 30 pounds and get abs by spring break! (starts next week!) What supplements and teas should I try?
ps. I don't like to work out and don't want to count calories or feel "deprived."0 -
A friend of mine was in the same predicament last year! What she did was cut off her limbs and inject silicone underneath her skin to give herself great looking abs! I'm sure you have time to do thatI need to lose 30 pounds and get abs by spring break! (starts next week!) What supplements and teas should I try?
ps. I don't like to work out and don't want to count calories or feel "deprived." Good luck!
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I've got a new diet revolution. It's called the doughnut diet. You can eat all the doughnuts you want as long as you just eat the hole in the middle! You'll lose so much weight, you can start wearing courderoy pants again without catching on fire!0
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So I like totally hadn't lost more than a pound in 9 days... So I came back today to say I had not lost more than a pound in 10 days in case you know... In that one day... A detox might have helped me shed three stone...0
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I just burned 10,000 calories grocery shopping. How many of them do I get to eat back?0
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mamapeach910 wrote: »I just burned 10,000 calories grocery shopping. How many of them do I get to eat back?
Umm all of them. Otherwise you'll go into starvation mode.0 -
Hahah how did I know this was a bait and switch post! :laugh:0
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i lost 25 lbs in1 day waist training and standing on my head for 2 hours you workout and eat less0
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herrspoons wrote: »I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?
No, you don't need a liver transplant. Cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and maple syrup will fix you right up.
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herrspoons wrote: »I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?
If you do the fat badger detox it will clear your liver right up! Save yourself an operation!
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mamapeach910 wrote: »herrspoons wrote: »I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?
No, you don't need a liver transplant. Cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and maple syrup will fix you right up.
I see you have heard of the fat badger detox too @mamapeach910
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herrspoons wrote: »I heard Herballife products now come with a voucher for a free liver transplant. Can anyone confirm?
If you do the fat badger detox it will clear your liver right up! Save yourself an operation!
Well obviously the body's liver and kidneys need so much help. THATS WHY WE DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. It helps so much y'all!
I want people to buy my e-pamphlet. It's a detox where you drink ACV twice a day, and eat cabbage. This along with herbalife, which of course I sell, helped me lose 80 lbs in one month!0 -
I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!0 -
mamapeach910 wrote: »I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!
Detox time!0 -
mamapeach910 wrote: »I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!
Detox time!
This detox should have more calories though, right? Should I maybe wrap myself with Saran wrap while I do it?
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mamapeach910 wrote: »I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!
It's because you're not eating enough!0 -
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!
It's because you're not eating enough!
If I eat more, it has to be clean, right? No processed junk or anything, then I can eat whatever I want and still "loose" weight.
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mamapeach910 wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »I haven't lost any weight in 3 hours.
I think I have plateaued.
HALP!!!!!!
Detox time!
This detox should have more calories though, right? Should I maybe wrap myself with Saran wrap while I do it?
Either that or a corset0
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