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People people people! I'm doing the Scarsdale diet next to shift 1lb a day... If I stick to it for 156 days... I will no longer exist... I'll be like the David Copperfield of the dieting world!!!! Who's with me?!0
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People people people! I'm doing the Scarsdale diet next to shift 1lb a day... If I stick to it for 156 days... I will no longer exist... I'll be like the David Copperfield of the dieting world!!!! Who's with me?!
BUT HOW WILL YOU DETOX? If you do the Scarsdale diet, you may wither away and leave nothing behind but a bunch of toxins.
Or, if you're an emotionally manipulative profiteer, you may end up driving your illicit lover, a teacher at an exclusive Girls' school, to shoot you down. (This is all I know about the Scarsdale diet, LOL)
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pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.0 -
LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
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FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?0 -
FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously0 -
FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.0 -
LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha0 -
I second that you should trust Dr. Oz, but you should also sort through your poop with toothpicks to make sure it is full of cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper is bound to toxins, so if you see cayenne pepper, you're probably doing it right!!
And if you DON'T see cayenne pepper, move up your intake to five cups of it per day. You should see results and lose about 15 pounds per day as well as lose all the toxins in your bodyAnd possibly your will to live, but don't worry about that.
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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil0 -
FluffySandwich wrote: »I second that you should trust Dr. Oz, but you should also sort through your poop with toothpicks to make sure it is full of cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper is bound to toxins, so if you see cayenne pepper, you're probably doing it right!!
And if you DON'T see cayenne pepper, move up your intake to five cups of it per day. You should see results and lose about 15 pounds per day as well as lose all the toxins in your bodyAnd possibly your will to live, but don't worry about that.
I heard that that's how Beyoncé stays so skinny. True story yo.
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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil
So if I get a daily dose of Oprah... I'll never be fat again? Sign me up!
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LovelyIvy466 wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »FluffySandwich wrote: »LovelyIvy466 wrote: »pollypocket1021 wrote: »
~takes notes~
Will that also jump-start my metabolism?
No, in order to jump start your metabolism, you'll need to mix equal parts fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper; drink 8oz every 2 hours. DON'T FORGET TO CHEW. It doesn't work unless you chew it! Rinse with mother of vinegar.
You forgot about the apple cider vinegar. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A GLASS OF APPLE CIDER VINEGAR EVERY DAY PEOPLE! I haven't had a cold in 50 years because I drink it with echinacea every day, and I do a detox cleanse every month. Cuz toxins.
I thought it was supposed to be frothy and floaty? WHICH WITCH DOCTOR DO I TRUST?
Dr. Oz, obviously
Dr Oz is a GENIUS you guys. He is the only one we should listen to about health. And we should all read the Secret.
If it's a secret... Are we allowed to? Pahahahahaha
Dude. It's Oprah. We NEVER laugh at what Oprah says, because even her farts are magic. Don't believe me? Observe the success of Dr. Phil
True. Because Dr. Phil is definitely one of Oprah's farts.0 -
dawnsnarks wrote: »I
every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
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dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I
every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!0 -
dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I
every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!
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dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »dawnsnarks wrote: »I
every one of you. That is all
Love in return will cost you £15.99 a month.@dawnsnarks
Do you accept checks?
I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!
Oh my gosh... I'll try anything if someone promises me I'll lose weight!0 -
I was thinking of trying the Sunken Ship detox. What you do is send yourself out into the middle of the ocean and take in up to a gallon of salt water per day. The salt is supposed to flush out your system and guarantee a quick 20 pound per week weight loss. That's not even taking into consideration the weight you'll drop when living off IV fluids!0
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I need to lose 30 pounds and get abs by spring break! (starts next week!) What supplements and teas should I try?
ps. I don't like to work out and don't want to count calories or feel "deprived."0
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