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  • atypicalsmith
    atypicalsmith Posts: 2,742 Member
    The peeps guy is de-toxing big time now.
  • atypicalsmith
    atypicalsmith Posts: 2,742 Member
    He's looseing a lot of weight too.
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Should I buy a waist trainer? Apparently that amateur porn star and all round narcissistic attention junkie, Kim Kardashian, swears by them.

    Or should I just not be an utter clown and refuse to be swayed by the dumb s**t celebs come out with?

    You're so mean. We really believe in this. So thanks everyone who has been positive and helpful and told me what I want to hear. Those of you who tell me what I don't want to hear are mean and nasty and I'm going to sulk and tell you to get off my thread.


    Snigger.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Also I'm addicted to sugar. Seriously - I actually melt it in a spoon and then mainline it.

    Is it bad that I sometimes turn tricks to feed my habit?

    You're only hardcore when you do that with ALL carbs. Try mainlining mashed potatoes and selling your first born to get a piece of bread and then we'll talk.

  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Also I'm addicted to sugar. Seriously - I actually melt it in a spoon and then mainline it.

    Is it bad that I sometimes turn tricks to feed my habit?

    Sugar is totally why you put 11lb on overnight. It's the devil in a white dress
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    Will Cheerios help me pump iron?
  • rocknlotsofrolls
    rocknlotsofrolls Posts: 418 Member
    You guys are a hoot! The one's that really get me are the diet pill commercials where down at the bottom in tiny letters it says, "this combined with proper diet and exercise" Well, duh!
  • LovelyIvy466
    LovelyIvy466 Posts: 387 Member
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Will Cheerios help me pump iron?

    Only if you eat 7 bowls a day.
  • atypicalsmith
    atypicalsmith Posts: 2,742 Member
    Seven bowls isn't so bad . . .
  • Cortelli
    Cortelli Posts: 1,369 Member
    rocknlotsofrolls wrote: »
    You guys are a hoot! The one's that really get me are the diet pill commercials where down at the bottom in tiny letters it says, "this combined with proper diet and exercise" Well, duh!

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  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Will Cheerios help me pump iron?

    Not if they are Honey-Nut!
  • bainsworth1a
    bainsworth1a Posts: 313 Member
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  • bainsworth1a
    bainsworth1a Posts: 313 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.

    so this is the issue - there is no such thing as going back to eating normally if you return to the same bad eating habits. MFP is a lifestyle change and it is normal. the maintenance part lets you add back in some calories but you can never go back to eating "normally"
  • dawnruskell
    dawnruskell Posts: 1 Member
    Oh my gosh all this is just to funny, Hate peeps tho so I'll have to try something else.
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    bainsworth1a wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.

    so this is the issue - there is no such thing as going back to eating normally if you return to the same bad eating habits. MFP is a lifestyle change and it is normal. the maintenance part lets you add back in some calories but you can never go back to eating "normally"

    The problems is that so many people have really wacky ideas about what "normal" looks like. It's apropos that the abbreviation for Standard American Diet is SAD.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    edited April 2015
    :D
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    bainsworth1a wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    But....can't I make it go faster if I take some supplements? I want to lose a ton of weight by summer so I can look good in a swimsuit and go back to eating normally.

    so this is the issue - there is no such thing as going back to eating normally if you return to the same bad eating habits. MFP is a lifestyle change and it is normal. the maintenance part lets you add back in some calories but you can never go back to eating "normally"

    I got serious response to my joke comment! Do I win some kind of prize? Lifetime supply of cayenne pepper? All the green coffee beans I can handle?
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