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I don't know why I laughed so much at this haha

Early phone calls on my days off work

She was always chopping onions

favorite hangout spot is the strip club

She always used me

Didn't have a sense of humor

Coming right up.

She was addicted to the real thing

She had a huge addiction to naughty films

Then I guess I'll bring the show to the pub

Eyes on the road

Want some turkey?

Smile back and ask her to join me for some coffee

Something by Rihanna because she's always on the radio

Offer to pay for his coffee and hide my wallet after

Steals every neighbors junk mail to feed his couponing habit

Slingshot and pebbles she uses on innocent bystanders

Articles of clothing crocheted and knitted by child laborers

Lures innocent people into dark alleys and takes their socks

I heard she recovered the squash from the duel of death and put it on her pizza

Orthodontist

Everything was black and white

An extreme couponing collection

Brownies and cupcakes

I personally dislike the chipped paint look. Oh and dirty fingernails. One of the biggest turn offs for me. I love a woman that can dress, is funny and has an outgoing personality

She wakes up and throws her cape on ready to save the day. Her superpowers include, eliminating traffic, unlocking wifi accounts, blocking candy crush requests, and fast forwards Mondays. Volunteers at hospitals on the weekends and helps out at the rec center on Tuesdays. She also has her cake and eats it too.

Seeing my waitress arrive with my food

When it was time to go under she was never ready

I'm going to finish my turkey leg first but wait till you hear what I gotta say

Peach cobbler