We broke up because...
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Always played Doctor
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When it was time to go under she was never ready0
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He gave me crabs
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Didn't like that I brought seafood home for dinner...0
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she ate my pet lobster0
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That's what he claimed but I found lipstick on his boxer's and I don't wear lipstick....0
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She kept wearing my socks0
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she stole someone else's boxers and didn't realize I don't wear boxers0
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he was always running around the neighborhood nude0
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She wore too many clothes0
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she didn't understand I was always cold and all I wanted to do was cuddle0
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She literally stabbed me in the back0
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We couldn't do anything, his back always hurt...0
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was always laying on his back - wanted me to do all the work0
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wouldn't let me do any work0
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3"'s..nuff said0
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I had even less than 3".... nuff said
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She was not well endowed
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She called my boobies mosquito bites!0
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She was always worried she wasn't well enough endowed0
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I found out that she was only interested in the Endowment that I was soon receiving0
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One day I realized she looked like Paul Dano and I couldn't unsee it.
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Liked my sister better than me...said I was too old0
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Wouldnt share her kool-aid0
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i prefer to be the funny one in the relationship0
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He kept quoting the joker.....Why so Serious? It was cute the first 5 times.0
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wouldn't wear the Harley Quinn costume i bought her out in public0
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