We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

3" not cold..nuff said

nitroalley

Found out why her nickname was Auntie Friction

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_fitness4life_

Would get over stimulated too quickly.

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nitroalley

She tried to drop a hair dryer in our hot tub while I was soaking without her

_fitness4life_

He preferred my clone to me

nitroalley

Could not tell her twin from her and they kept switching. Wait.

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slimgirljo15

She murdered my lover..went to jail

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't join the justice League with me!

slimgirljo15

Thought she was a super hero

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nitroalley

Some of the things she did made me wonder what she was up to.

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_fitness4life_

She wouldn't fulfill my fantasies.

slimgirljo15

Her fantasy was to have me dress as a chipmunk..that costume got too hot..

nitroalley

Wouldn't fly with me to fantasy island.

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nitroalley

Lol hated my Ricardo Montalban accent

slimgirljo15

He talked funny..I couldn't understand him

RunHardBeStrong

She never listened to me... tuned me out completely

nitroalley

Sang in the shower - my ears - she could not carry a tune.

FabulousFantasticFifty

What??? Say again, I wasn't listening!

RunHardBeStrong

(have you been peeking in my windows)

He was a window peeker.. got tired of the neighbors calling the cops

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Last time we played "Cop". She left me handcuffed for three days!

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RunHardBeStrong

She disappeared for 3 days said something about being arrested, I couldn't find any proof to back that up