We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always played Doctor


But not with me!!!

jlima845

When it was time to go under she was never ready

slimgirljo15

He gave me crabs

VikMcAnik

Didn't like that I brought seafood home for dinner...

slimgirljo15

Seafood was like this

Alfit88

she ate my pet lobster

RunHardBeStrong

That's what he claimed but I found lipstick on his boxer's and I don't wear lipstick....

J383

She kept wearing my socks

Alfit88

she stole someone else's boxers and didn't realize I don't wear boxers

RunHardBeStrong

he was always running around the neighborhood nude

J383

She wore too many clothes

RunHardBeStrong

she didn't understand I was always cold and all I wanted to do was cuddle

finny11122

She literally stabbed me in the back

KingLarry99

We couldn't do anything, his back always hurt...

qxana1969

was always laying on his back - wanted me to do all the work

Alfit88

wouldn't let me do any work

slimgirljo15

3"'s..nuff said

RunHardBeStrong

I had even less than 3".... nuff said

slimgirljo15

She was not well endowed

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called my boobies mosquito bites!

synchkat

She was always worried she wasn't well enough endowed

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she was only interested in the Endowment that I was soon receiving

ActiveGuy81

One day I realized she looked like Paul Dano and I couldn't unsee it.

_fitness4life_

Liked my sister better than me...said I was too old

J383

Wouldnt share her kool-aid

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WeekendWarriorTX

i prefer to be the funny one in the relationship

J383

He kept quoting the joker.....Why so Serious? It was cute the first 5 times.

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WeekendWarriorTX

wouldn't wear the Harley Quinn costume i bought her out in public