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We broke up because...
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She never wanted to play0
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he only wanted to play twister.. out in the front yard naked0
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She tried to take my clothes off at the grocery store...0
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Looks better in my clothes than I do0
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Underappreciated my ironing and folding skills.0
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Always had me working0
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He thought he had skills0
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Would bring me to yoga and have everyone laugh at me.0
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Kept stealing my favorite blanket...told me to find a new one.0
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total bed hog0
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Insisted bed was for sleeping.0
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Insisted the kitchen table was only for eating..0
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Insisted the car was only for transportation0
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insisted I stay in the backseat everywhere we went0
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insisted the back seat was only for sitting0
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insisted his face was the only place I could sit..0
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only worried about her needs0
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worried too much about what I was doing while he was out riding camels0
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Kept leaving me at home while chasing some camel jockey0
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you could see her camel toe from miles away0
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Showed her camel toe to everyone in the neighborhood0
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he was always checking out the neighbor's camel toe0
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She stares too deeply into my eyes.0
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He was too shy0
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She wasn't shy enough... always stripping and showing off for strangers0
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Was watching other women strip without telling me.0
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Wanted too many lap dances0
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