We broke up because...

g44219 · March 2016

she was a rug munched on the side

Unknown · March 2016

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Kvm11628 · March 2016

Told me I looked like a side of beef!

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

She was always thinking about food ..

synchkat · March 2016

She never let me eat..would always say round is a shape but not a good one

Kvm11628 · March 2016

She told me to shape up or ship out. I got the message.

Unknown · March 2016

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handyrunner · March 2016

Was always on the road

Unknown · March 2016

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jeremydillon80 · March 2016

She caught me eating pizza... It was just this one time, I swear!

Unknown · March 2016

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g44219 · March 2016

she didn't like food in the bedroom

Unknown · March 2016

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synchkat · March 2016

No food for you...is what I heard daily

Unknown · March 2016

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g44219 · March 2016

called me a fruitcake

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Was too fruity

Unknown · March 2016

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slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Did stranger things with ping pong balls

coopnlosmom · March 2016

Always went back and forth

Unknown · March 2016

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coopnlosmom · March 2016

LOL!

The guy we passed on the street told her that he is still waiting on that ointment.

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

She fell pregnant..I just know it wasn't mine

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2016

She had women with kids in every port!

coopnlosmom · March 2016

knows every line in "The Witches of Eastwick"

nitroalley · March 2016

Spit cherry pits at me

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

He got pregnant

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2016

He slept I'm an alley and smelled kinda funny!

nitroalley · March 2016

Wouldn't stand by me.

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