We broke up because...

joek030

She didn't like sausage

g44219

she said I made her gag . I refrained from adding the wink emoji

J383

Winked at everyone but me

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g44219

I showed a couple of pictures she sent me to my friends. she wasn't pleased

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g44219

Got embarrassed about the little birthmark that can't be seen with clothes on...
(if this was somehow true I would die laughing)

J383

wasnt happy when I told his friends about his toy fetish

WeekendWarriorTX

kept calling my Batman action figures toys

g44219

he would disappear for an entire weekend at a time

synchkat

He liked snuggling batman at night

J383

Always had to kiss each figure goodnight....took forever to get in bed at night

g44219

she wouldn't wear the cat woman costume I bought

synchkat

Hid my bunny ears

g44219

she hopped away every time I tried to kiss her

Timshel_

The outfits she wanted me to wear.....ummmm no.

g44219

wanted us to role play Chazz and Jimmy from blades of glory

cmDaffy

Was a little TOO into Chazz and Jimmy

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g44219

she brought home McDonalds for supper once too many times

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Alfit88

she put French fries up my nose while I slept

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g44219

she would sleep punch me. evidently it's a real thing

R0ygb1v2

Because he didn't log his meals correctly

Alfit88

was too controling

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WeekendWarriorTX

Always needed to be entertained, never satisfied to netflix and chill

synchkat

He never left the couch

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